Worth Winning Page #5

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so joke's on me.

Here in uour tristate area, we have clear air

qualitu tomorrow in the Delaware valleu.

Well, Cory, what have you

got on for the weekend?.

I 'm going to the country, Taylor.

There you have it. Cory Chu,

outstanding in her field.

- [News Theme ]

- That's the news.

ForBob Mahon and Taulor Worth,

I'm Cory Chu.

- Good night.

- And we're clear.

[ Taylor ]

Okay, everybody have a nice weekend.

You have a good weekend, Taylor.

Good night, Cokie.

- Great show, Taylor.

- Thanks, Paul.

Have a good weekend, Iry.

Are you at least a meteorologist?.

This must be... Veronica?.

- You just say the weather?.

- Harder than you think.

It would have to be.

Look, Taylor, I'm gonna save us both

some time and foryou a few bucks.

I'd like to giveyou a little test

to see ifwe're psychologically compatible.

- Shoot.

- Imagine this.

You walk into a room, you see a hole

in the floor, you walk up to it and look in.

- What doyou see?.

- A meteorologist.

Reliable birth control devices?.

Perfect.

Thankyou very much.

Good luck and good-bye.

Imagine this.

You walk into a studio,

you meet a guy...

you talk to him

for a couple seconds.

- What doyou see?.

- A man who reads the weather...

- wearing a lot of makeup.

- Yeah.

Doesn't that pique

your curiosity at all?.

I mean, aren'tyou saying toyourself, ""I wonder

ifhe wears more makeup in the evenings??"'

Let me takeyou to dinner.

You can find out foryourself.

I'll call you.

I've gotyour number.

[Man ]

742 minus 619?

[Bou]

487 minus 356?

1 31.

663 minus 421?.

1 42.

Maybe on Mars.

- [ Laughs ]

- [ Laughs ]

[Husterical LaughterContinues ]

[Laughter Continues In Distance ]

A woman with all this

should look happier than that.

[Laughter Continues In Distance ]

It really doesn't matter.

It really doesn't matter

what shoe you choose.

Any shoe would look good

at the end ofyour leg.

Maybe I can help you

make a decision.

Walk over there.

Let me take a look.

I really can't tell anything

unless you stand up.

Nice.

How about something like this?.

- No.

- Please.

Allow me.

No.

[ Gasps ]

How does that feel?.

Fine.

Please, come with me.

How about... this?.

Try it on... for me.

[ Snickers ]

I can't come out.

[ Giggling]

It may take a while,

but Eleanor's going to blossom.

- [ Eleanor Screams ]

- [ Yells ]

[Phone Ringing]

This is TaylorWorth.

Talk to me.

[ Beeps ]

Hi, Taylor. It's Leanne.

Hopeyou're having a good time

with your foster child.

Gimme a call when Kim Su

goes back to Korea, you big softie.

- Kim Su.

- She sounded hot.

Oh, she is.

But what am I supposed to do about it?.

Between being a perfect gentleman

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