WolfCop Page #3

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Have a dog.

Man, he likes to party.

- That proves it.

- What the f***!

Wolfbane! It was what we call

as vampire wolfbane. It's the...

Don't say it.

It's what you are. The things got your

f***ing senses going into overdrive.

Hey. I want you to listen. You may or

you may not just start to get your period.

I'm gonna make you some new eggs.

Don't bother.

Tina's coming.

I'll be damned.

Now, last night was the full moon.

So I did some research in

between now and the solar eclipse.

- I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.

- For how long?

Two days, give or take.

But Lou, we gonna have

to lock you up tonight.

Come by the station at dusk.

Jesus, Lou. I've been

looking everywhere.

Good morning to you too.

What's your panic?

There's been another incident.

Jessica's bar.

Say, how did you

find me anyway?

It might come as a surprise

but I'm a police officer.

Lou, you know I've given up

expecting you to be a great cop.

But the least you could do is

be a cop that shows up on time.

Now, I don't know if you're ashamed, but

I do know that your dad sure sh*t would be.

- Jessie, thank you. We'll keep you posted.

- Well, thank you Ray.

Make yourself useful.

See Jessie to her car.

Chief, with all due respect,

between this and Wallace,

I think we're in over our head. Might

be time to bring someone in from the city.

This stays local.

You understand?

Maybe you could stop trying to do

my job and secure the crime scene.

- Mmm. How about that?

- Aah.

- Jess, I'm really sorry. I don't know...

- You weren't yourself, Lou.

- You didn't do this.

- Did I hurt you?

No. No, you saved me.

We'll talk later.

Lou.

That is some gnarly sh*t.

Don't!

Like a face.

Hey, kind of looks like you.

Oh, sorry I'm late, Chief.

Had to stop by at the Buritt.

Do some investigating.

So if you had to guess,

what happened here?

Two dead man in the bathroom,

if not for the excess of severed flesh,

I would have guessed lovers quarrel.

- Is that animal hair?

- I don't know. What do you think Lou?

Look! You've been covering me

a lot lately. Why don't you take off?

I'll cover the night shift.

- Are you drunk?

- That would be nice.

- Nice?

- Yeah.

Okay.

Well, this is nice.

One simple task.

Not to cop out..

and blow into me by 10 pm.

- Boss, we tried, but when we got there...

- You were late!

Timing is everything.

It's how the world runs,

it's how...

a business thrives.

Every second is precious.

Cause you see, time... is the

one thing that money can't buy.

- But he wasn't a... He was a...

- A what?

A big f***ing wolf.

- A wolf?

- Yeah. F***ing yeah.

Now are you sure that your

eyes weren't playing tricks on you?

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