Wishful Drinking Page #5
INSTITUTIONALIZED.
A GOOD PERSON,
ONLY SMARTER.
AND SHE SAID,
"ABSOLUTELY NOT.
IN CARRIE'S ROOM!"
IT'S FUNNY NOW.
SHALL WE?
HOW DO YOU:
ELIZABETH TAYLOR, RIGHT?
SOMETHING THOUGH.
HE DOES:
PULL SOMETHING TOGETHER.
HE MEETS:
NOW THIS IS:
A BLONDE, CUTE,
PERKY LITTLE ACTRESS.
SOUNDS FAMILIAR,
DOESN'T IT?
IT'S A TRIBUTE
TO DEBBIE.
IT'S CONNIE STEVENS!
JOELY FISHER:
AND TRICIA FISHER.
OH WAIT.
HANG ON A SECOND.
DID THEY FORGE TO GET MARRIED?
THEY DID.
THEY FORGOT.
AND THEY MARRY.
LEGAL SEX:
IS JUST SHITE.
LEGAL SEX.
NICOLE, WHAT HAPPENED?
BUT DON'T WORRY.
MY FATHER'S NOT ALONE
FOR LONG.
AND MARRIES:
THIS GIRL--
MISS LOUISIANA!
YES, SHE'S THREE YEARS
OLDER THAN I AM:
"DEAR."
BUT WEIRDLY,
AFTER A VERY:
SHORT TIME,
NICOLE, WHAT HAPPENED?
THEY DIVORCED.
THEY DIVORCED.
I WAS STUNNED.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
FOR LONG.
AND MARRIES:
BETTY'S FROM SHANGHAI.
OF MY DAD,
WHICH, YOU KNOW,
HE NEEDS.
WHICH IS HANDY,
'CAUSE MY FATHER
HAS GONE BANKRUP FOUR TIMES BY NOW.
ANYWAY, THEY'RE TOGETHER
15 GLORIOUS YEARS.
BUT THEN, NICOLE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
- NO.
- NO?
SHE DID--
SHE PASSED AWAY.
I KNOW.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
FOR LONG.
BECAUSE NOW:
MY FATHER DATES:
ALL OF CHINATOWN!
A SECOND NOW.
SO MANY FACELIFTS
THAT HE LOOKS:
ASIAN HIMSELF.
YOU KNOW WHA I'M TALKING ABOUT.
SO LET'S RECAP,
SHALL WE?
THEY CELEBRATE.
I GROW UP--
( chuckles )
PAUL SIMON IS A SHOR JEWISH SINGER.
( laughter )
ANY QUESTIONS?
MY MOTHER MAKES:
A BLUEPRIN AND I FOLLOW I TO THE LETTER.
GREAT MARRIAGE,
WORDS WORDS,
SO MANY WORDS,
BIG WORDS,
CLEVER WORDS.
UH-OH, THE WORDS
GET MEAN, NICOLE.
WHAT HAPPENED?
- YOU DIVORCED.
- WE DIVORCED.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
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