Wish I Was Here Page #3
I can't stand that f***ing guy.
Get over here. Kugel!
Lie down.
Your can looks good.
You know when you make
fun of my trailer, Aidan,
you're making fun of
my inheritance from Mom.
She wanted me to live how I choose.
And to be free to pursue
the goals that I have.
And what are those goals?
I thought you were gonna, like,
develop an iPhone app or something.
No, no, f*** apps. F*** apps.
It's a saturated market.
Look, I have two problems and one,
able to help me with.
- What?
- Kugel.
- F*** off.
- Dude, I can't raise two kids
and go on auditions and
take care of this dog.
Absolutely not.
Are you kidding me?
This is our father.
Our father. You have
to rally with me.
Oh. Okay. So,
when you get old and sick,
everybody's just supposed to
forget that you were an a**hole?
I know he's not easy.
Trust me, no one knows
that better than me.
What's the other one?
What?
You said that there were
two problems, Aidan.
I will help you with the
one that's not that dog.
The other one is that
he's gonna try an
experimental treatment now,
and he can't afford to send the
kids to the yeshiva anymore.
Well, it sounds like you
really got your hands full.
Live long and prosper.
- Are you serious?
- I gotta get back to work.
Don't you dare leave that dog.
...as he searches for his first love.
What a beautiful tortoise.
Can I say something that's
probably gonna piss you off?
I can't wait.
Why don't you homeschool them?
Are you kidding me?
What are we, Amish?
I've been looking online and there's
a whole new movement out there.
Cities that public
schools are suffering,
some parents are
considering other options.
Dad, can we buy drugs
at our public school?
What?
Uncle Noah said he used to buy
drugs at his public school.
No, man, that was the '90s.
This is LA. There's a weed
pharmacy on every corner.
All you need is 50
bucks and a headache.
- Honey, don't tell him that.
- If you're implying
you want me to give up acting,
you should just say it.
I think you should give up acting.
I will not give up acting.
We can't afford private school,
you're afraid of public school.
It's the middle of the school year.
You want to just drop these two
little indoctrinated matzo balls
into a school that's ranked
last in the district?
I agree with you,
but what's your plan, Dad?
Grace, what's the Hebrew
word for charity again?
Tzedakah.
Tzedakah.
Mr. Bloom, Baruch Hashem.
Please have a seat.
Do you ever watch these YouTubes?
YouTube? Yes, I've seen YouTube.
This kitten will not allow his
brother to sleep, no matter what.
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