Wilson Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
- $652,997
- 197 Views
Everybody's in a hurry.
Hey, could you
hand me that chicken?
Oh, sure. Here.
Hold this.
Okay.
(SQUEAKING)
Okay.
Twelve dollars?
Oh, my God.
Are you f***ing serious?
That's twelve dollars?
Oh, I know.
It is a total racket.
They know that pet
owners are all damaged
and neurotic and we will...
happily throw our money
at the most nonsensical
crap just to...
buy a little affection.
Yeah. Yeah, no sh*t.
No sh*t.
(CLATTERS)
(SOFTLY) Oh, sh*t.
(ENGINE STARTING)
What the f***?
I am so, so, so sorry.
My, uh...
I'm just not used to this car.
It's actually okay.
It's fine.
Well, it looks like
you have maybe a crack
or a crease or a dent.
That was already there.
Why don't we exchange
information?
Just in case...
You know.
It looked like
he did it on purpose.
It's fine, okay?
It's fine. Thank you.
But excuse me!
Before you go, um...
(CHUCKLES) ls there any
chance that we could, uh...
maybe go out sometime?
I felt like we had a spark
or something back there.
Why does every f***ing psycho
always pick on me, man?
What the f***
did I ever do wrong?
Get away from my car.
(ENGINE STARTS)
I'm not a psycho, lady.
What the heck
crawled up her ass?
Yeah, no kidding.
I'd be pretty stoked
if some random guy
tapped my car just to
get into my pants.
MAN:
My, my, my,my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover
My, my, my, my, my, my, my
My angel lover
Oh, Christ, I haven't
done this in a long time.
Me, neither. I don't get
asked out on too many dates.
Oh, men can be cruel.
Looks aren't all that
important to me.
Whoa. That's good.
Wow, this place has got
1,748 reviews on Yelp.
And what the hell
does that even mean?
(WILSON LAUGHS)
Yelp.
Aren't you a little old
to be doing all that
computer stuff?
(LAUGHS)
I'm totally addicted.
You know, it just feels
so undignified to me.
I mean, in the end
you're just sitting
all alone staring at a screen.
It's just so sad.
I would be a lot
lonelier without it,
that's for sure.
Have you ever
been married? Kids?
No.
I lived with this guy
for six years once,
but then one day
he just says, "Guess what!"
"I'm a big homo...
"and I find all women
totally disgusting."
Jeez. You know, my wife
left me 17 years ago.
Walked out, got an abortion.
Moved to L.A. No explanation.
Nothing.
My one chance at a family, poof.
Yeah, everything was fine
all that time
until he just up and says...
"I'm into dudes," you know?
I'm done with her.
I just need to move on,
find somebody new.
Not you necessarily, but...
Did you ever do
a People-finder search,
or even just Google?
Well, my friend
tried it once, but nothing.
Forget it, I'm done.
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