
Wilson
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- Year:
- 2017
- 94 min
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WILSON:
Rememberwhen we were kids?
Life was all there
in front of us,
waiting to happen.
(laughing)
You could be an astronaut
or the President,
whatever the hell you wanted.
Every day was an adventure,
and things were only going
to get better.
Then the years pass
and you start to see...
that it's all a big fairy tale.
Total bullshit.
(groans)
I'm no genius,
but I like to think I've figured
a few things out along the way.
For one thing, modern
civilization is a scam.
A sad, pointless charade
built on lies.
You have to have the courage
to go your own way.
Happiness is hard to come by.
Sure as hell
aren't gonna find it
in some stupid gadget.
There you are, tapping
on some little box...
while the real shit is happening
all around you, dumb-ass.
(affectionately)
I hate you so much.
Yes, I do, yeah.
I hate you.
Don't get me wrong,
I've got nothing
but love for
I'm a people person all the way,
one hundred percent.
(GASPS) Look at you.
What a pretty dog!
Look at those ears.
What's your name?
What's your name?
(IN CHILD'S VOICE)
My name is Pepper.
And I'm five years old.
And this morning...
I was a bad, bad girl.
WILSON:
People getreally creeped out
when you talk
in the fake dog voice.
us has a story to tell...
and we're all part of
the human family.
How tragic we've lost
all sense of community.
A sense of camaraderie
with our friends and neighbors.
You mind if I sit here?
I don't think there's anyone
sitting at those tables.
Don'tcha? Don'tcha
like the sunny spot?
middle of something, so...
Working man, eh?
Good deal.
Wife? Kids?
Hey, asshole!
I'm talking to you.
WILSON:
Nobody has actualconversations anymore.
It's a real shame.
I mean, everybody's got
something valuable to offer
if you just take
the time to listen.
Nope. Sorry.
Saggy-balls motherfucker!
(LAUGHING)
WILSON:
And ifyou're lucky enough
to find a friend or two
in this world...
well, brother,
you've hit the jackpot.
So...
what did Wilson
think of our news?
I didn't tell him yet.
Oh, God, not another kid!
(LAUGHS) No, no.
It's just we were thinking
we might want to
move somewhere...
where we could actually
afford to buy a house.
Show him the pictures.
Where is this?
St. Louis.
Missouri?
(LAUGHING) Jesus Christ.
St. Louis?
It's actually
a pretty interesting town.
Oh, okay, that flies
in the face of everything
I've ever heard...
about St. Louis
in particular
and Missouri at large!
What the hell
do you know about it?
Look, I get it.
You don't want to have to be
the ones to cart poor old...
Wilson to the hospital
when he conks out.
Get out while the going's good.
Smart move!
Holy shit.
This has nothing to do
with you, Wilson.
Oh, that's nice!
Thanks for thinking of me!
I always knew
that she hated me...
you were my best friend!
He's your only friend!
Jodie!
No, I'll be fucked if I sit here
and let you give us
Why don't you
get off your lazy ass
and go find some
new fucking friends?!
Jesus Christ!
WILSON:
Life can bea difficult business.
We need to be thankful
for everything we have.
Caveman was happy
with the roof over his head...
a day's supply of food,
and a family to
share his burden.
Honey, I'm home!
What's for dinner?
Well, two out of three.
That's not so bad, I guess.
(PHONE RINGING)
(SIGHS)
Of all the times to call!
Hello?
He what?
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