Wild Tales Page #4

We accept credit and debit cards,

or come back tomorrow,

but you'll be charged parking fee.

- You know you're a criminal?

- I'm doing my job.

People who work for criminals

are criminals too.

Right. That's your opinion.

Just a miserable slave

to this corrupt system.

Thank you, have a nice day.

Almost there

Don't bother.

Almost everyone's gone

Happy birthday, Camila

Happy birthday, precious.

Can't we do it again?

Forget about it, Simn.

Hello, baby, happy birthday.

Here's the cake.

Hello, kids.

Hi, Antonio, how are you?

HeHo,dean

- How are you?

- Fine.

We were just leaving.

I'm the father.

I'll see you out.

Why not get a cab

and pick up the car later?

You missed your daughter's birthday!

You make it sound so easy.

I'm tired of being robbed!

The curb was not painted yellow!

Do you have any idea

how furious that makes me?

Do you have any idea

how furious it makes me

that you always have an excuse?

That you blame society

for everything?

Today was the tow truck,

yesterday was traffic,

tomorrow it'll be the rally.

The truth is

you could have left earlier.

You could have helped me set up

and have been here to welcome

your daughter's friends.

But everything else is a priority

except your family.

And I'm such a fool to think

one day you'll change.

But you know what?

Society won't change.

You won't change.

And I'm tired.

What's that supposed to mean?

You're the engineer.

Do the math.

The government allows a company

to rake in the big bucks from these fines.

Obviously,

our elected officials get their cut.

It's outrageous,

but that's how it is.

You have two options:

pay and relax

or you give yourself

a heart attack.

You know what?

I have plenty to live for.

I want to sail, travel around the

world with my grandchildren...

- Don't get so upset.

- Right.

Take it easy.

Good morning.

I got this ticket.

I already paid the towing fee,

but there's been a mistake,

the curb wasn't painted yellow.

- May I?

- Sure.

It's 560 pesos.

Listen,

I'm a bit anxious about this,

so please, hear me out.

The curb wasn't painted.

I think you should send someone

to the address of the infraction

so you can check I'm right.

Then, on behalf of the city government,

you should apologize,

because I'm right,

you should give me back

the towing fees

and compensate me for all the time

I'm wasting.

According to the ticket,

your car

was in a no-parking zone.

That's proof enough.

The fine is 560 pesos

and you have to pay it either way.

If you don't,

interests will start accumulating.

Are you listening?

Proof enough my ass!

I'm telling you the curb

was not painted yellow.

First, don't insult me.

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