Wild Tales Page #3

Are you finished?

Careful with...

What are you... Stop!

Come on, man,

I didn't do anything.

What was it you called me back there?

Oh God!

I already apologized.

What more do you want?

I'll get out of the car if I have to,

but I don't think it's necessary.

F***!

Stop!

Good morning, officer.

I'm at Kilometer 60

of the route

between Salta and Cafayate

and I'm being attacked by a man.

It's shatterproof, you won't break it!

You p*ssy!

The man's license plate is...

I can't see it,

can you send a patrol car, please?

Perfect.

Hurry, he's out of control!

I'm sure they'll be here any minute.

Give it a rest, man!

You wrecked my car! Get lost!

What are you doing?

Son of a b*tch!

You son of a b*tch!

F***ing bastard!

Motherf***er!

Please!

P*ssy!

What are you doing?

Stop, you prick!

You're dead!

I have your license plate,

you son of a b*tch!

Did you hear me?

I have your license plate! UIA!

I'll hunt you down and kill you!

Resetting...

Attention, dispatch.

Truck 29 here.

Confirm location, please?

Dispatch, dispatch!

What's your theory, sheriff?

Crime of passion?

How's it going outside?

Ready to go, Simn.

Thank you.

Let's do it.

Attention, we're detonating!

Five, four...

Good job.

There, please.

Sign.

Yes,honey?

I'll stop by the office, make a few calls

and be on my way.

I'll be there at 5 with the cake.

I'll be there on time, don't worry.

I hope she likes it.

Yes, she'll love it.

Thank you.

That's 360 pesos.

What is it, imported'?

One, two...

Do you have a receipt?

Yes, we've got cakes, pastries...

A sales slip, a receipt.

Yes, sure, I'll get it for you.

You gang of thieves!

Next!

Hello. I parked my car...

Car registration, please.

- I don't like that tone.

- I'm being polite, sir.

I don't think so.

The towing fee is 490 pesos

and the parking ticket

will be sent to your address.

But I'm trying to explain.

The curb wasn't painted yellow,

there was no way I could have known

it was a no-parking zone.

I understand.

If you want to get your car back,

you have to pay the towing fee.

Then you can file a complaint

Monday to Friday,

8 to 2 pm, at the DMV,

Carlos Pellegrini 211, 1st floor.

Let's do something else.

Go and talk to whoever you need to,

I want to leave with my car

without paying a penny,

I want a refund for the cab

and I want an apology.

Why are you laughing?

I'm serious.

Where is the office

where apologies are made?

We're all in the same boat.

Please hurry up.

The parking ticket

indicates you committed an infraction,

we don't need further proof.

Once again, if you want your oar back,

you need to pay.

Otherwise, please leave

so I can go on working.

If I don't have cash?

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