Wild Cherry Page #5

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Playoffs are when the scouts

come out to watch your routines

and I need a scholarship

to get into school next year.

So stop being so selfish

and just lose it already.

Screw you, cheerleader!

Okay, we have to call Helen right away

and tell her it's just about the book.

Hi.

HI.

How are ya?

I'm good.

Yeah?

Uh, wanna get that?

No.

No? Okay.

She picking up?

- No. We just have to go to her house. Come on.

- All right, let's go.

Aren't you gonna

carry me to the bed?

Oh, yeah, of course.

I'm sorry.

Is she picking up?

No. God, what is the point in having a

cell phone if you don't pick it up?

Have you tried texting her?

I'm texting her right now.

Wait, one second.

It's Trish.

Okay.

You okay?

Yes, I'm fine.

You're beautiful.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

One second, one second. Hold on, hold on.

Heart candles.

Okay. Yeah.

Sorry.

It's okay.

It's okay.

If she has sex before

I do, I swear...

Keep going, keep going, come

on, a little bit faster.

I'm trying. You know,

the car only goes so fast. Sh*t!

Keep driving. If we can't make it fast

enough, then maybe somebody else can.

Just call 911 or something.

I don't know.

- Oh, wait wait wait wait. Uh, music.

- Okay.

- French music.

- Yeah.

I want this to be perfect.

Okay.

Sorry.

It's okay.

It's all right.

You know what?

Let me, uh, let me get on top.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

So...

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

So, you know, like

what do you like?

What do you mean?

Are you up for anything or...

Yeah, anything would be great.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Watch out, red light.

You're gonna kill us!

Is it bleeding?

Not yet.

No? Okay.

It's good.

Don't worry about it. It's fine, it's fine.

No, it's fine, don't worry.

Did-did you

bring protection?

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Got it.

Oh, sh*t.

You guys all right in here?

Where's the fire?

What?

There's no fire.

If there was we'd know.

My dad has sprinklers

installed everywhere.

Yeah, I know.

We called him, he's on his way.

What? Oh, God!

I'll call you later, all right?

Bye. I'll call you. Um,

Yeah. We'll do this again.

- Bye.

- Bye.

You girls are crazy.

I can't believe you called 911.

It was an emergency!

We told you the book was real.

Chase, you've never even seen it, okay?

You two are jealous or something.

You know, you're supposed to heat that

stuff up, by the way, before you eat lt.

And, no thanks. You know, we almost died

on the way over here trying to help you.

Okay, I'm sorry for

that, but by the way

I haven't eaten in three days getting

ready for Stanford to see me naked, okay?

And you two just ruined the most

important night of my life.

You'll thank us for this later.

For an imaginary book Stanford's

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