Wiener Dog Internationals Page #3

the rest of my time inside. Wait, Skip! What? [Danny] What if... What? What if we were to go

to the Internationals? Dad wouldn't find out,

and we'd be back before

he even knew it. Not a chance. No puppy dog eyes! Well, there's

always next year. Yeah, I guess so. What are you doing? Trying to cheer myself up. Well, come on. Let's watch some

TV to get your mind off things. Yes, please. I don't know

what to do with sad Danny. The Wiener Dog Internationals

is only days away, and we're told the U.S.

is unsure of who will be

sent to represent America. Oh, that's not helping him

get his mind off the race. -Shh!

-[Shelly panting] On one hand you have current

champion, Shelly Jack. On the other,

two-time champion, Princess. Boo! Some think Princess

is the stronger racer. It may almost be better

for the U.S. if the Jack family

lets this one go. Hey! However, after

Miss Merryweather was ejected from the Nationals

for unsportsmanlike conduct, it's this reporter's opinion

that the U.S. is rooting for an honest champion,

and that's Shelly Jack. That's right! Of course, everyone's

favorite to win is Russia. Hailing from

the small town of Birsk, the Iron Hammer is thought

to be a clear contender

for the title. The Hammer will crush

the competition. The Hammer will

pound you to the ground.

The Hammer will win! Ooh, she's scary. Yeah, well that puts

an end to that.

Time for bed. -[barks]

-Come on, Shelly. This parenting thing

is not that hard. I don't know what Dad's

complaining about. Kids. How are you feeling? I'm happy that Dad's

moved on. I am. But I really wanted this race. Shelly's good, you know? She's really good. Mom would have been proud

that you made it this far. -You think so?

-Of course. Nobody thought we were

gonna win anything when

we adopted Shelly. [Shelly whines] I don't know.

This whole thing is silly. I know, but somehow it's

the only place I feel so alive. It's so... big, you know. Hey, I thought I told you guys

to get ready for bed. No puppy dog eyes! Alright, I've had

enough of this. Living room, five minutes. Living room? Five minutes? Oh, no! He's calling a meeting! He thinks he's Dad. Take a seat. So I was thinking and-- You're gonna let us

go to the race? [barks] Let Skip speak. So I know I'm not the first

to admit that the Nationals changed our lives for

the better, but it did. And you'll never get me to

repeat that to anybody else. That's okay. I recorded it. Hey! Gimme that! So, the way

I was thinking it, the Internationals might

be good for us, too. We can't let Miss Merryweather

race. Don't forget about her! -Mean, Miss Merryweather.

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