Wiener Dog Internationals

[boy] Yes! Wake up, girl.

We're going to the races! [dog barking] [announcer]

Ladies and Gentlemen! The race you have all

been waiting for! [man] Alright, kiddo. What is

it you want for your birthday? -[boy] I was thinking' a dog.

-[man] Dog? [boy] I wanna enter

my dog in the race. [woman] How much would

you take for that dog? [boy] She's not for sale. She made it in three... [man] Indiana? We can't afford

to go to a dog race in Indiana! [boy] I think Shelly hurt

her leg. Please help her. [woman] Fast little friend

is a bit of a pushover. [man] I don't trust this

Ms. Merryweather woman. [woman] I don't race for the

money, I race for the dignity. [man] And you got his name

because he had a birthmark. [boy] Just like

the one Shelly has! [man] May the best wiener win

and the rest roast! [dogs barking] [barks] Hey, Shelly.

What do you think? [whimpers] [barks] Really wish I knew

what you were thinking. Good morning! Ready for the big day? As ready as I'll ever be. Hey, I'm really sorry that

we had to cancel going to

the Internationals, bud. I know how much

that meant to you. I know how much

this means to you. Yeah, well, we're

starting a family. Sort of a race

in itself, right? That's a race? [chuckles] Well,

more like a marathon. You know, I'm sad about

missing the Internationals, but I'm happy

that you're happy. Well, I'll be happy

if she says yes. She will. Alright, well, go get your

brother and sister up. I gotta get going. Alright, you kids be

good while I'm gone. -[Danny] We will.

-No fighting. -[barks]

-[Bridget] We'll play nice. -[Phil] And get to bed on time.

-[Skip] I'll get them to bed. Yeah, that goes

for you, too. [Skip] Mm-hmm. You guys sure you're

okay with this? Bringing Melanie

officially into

the family? She became a part of

this family the second

she stood up for Shelly. Alright, cool.

Alright, well, as soon

as she gets moved in and this feels real,

then I'm sure

everything will be fine. No, it'll be better than fine.

It'll be awesome! [chuckles] Am I over doing it? Yes. Go. Before she

changes her mind. Alright. This will be simple.

Go to Paris, propose, she says yes, we come back here

and she lives with us. Forever. -Nervous?

-No. [whimpers] Yes. It's okay, Dad.

You've got us to

get you through it. -Alright, well,

I love you guys.

-Love you, too. Aunt Jenny is gonna

be here tomorrow and she's gonna cook

for you guys for

a couple of days and take care

of you, alright?

Be good for her. Relax. We've got it. [chuckles]

Alright. -I mean it, please.

-[Danny] We will. [all] Bye! -[Bridget] Good luck!

-[Phil] See ya! Well, Dad has officially

left us alone to fend

for ourselves. I know. Isn't it great? [Skip] Hey, love will make

you do crazy things. I still can't believe he's

going to propose the same

week as the Internationals. It's the only week he could

take off. You know that. Well, um... since

I'm in charge now, there's gonna be no

more talking about

wiener dog races, okay? That's like, all

I have to talk about. Alright, well...

go clean your room! What? Relax, I'm just kidding.

Go clean my room. Ha ha. Here, girl, have

some Canine Caviar. [door bell rings] You're so lucky,

your food's already made. I know it's good, but it'll still be there

when you get back. Danny Jack? Um, yes. Is it true Shelly will not

be racing in this year's

Internationals? [sniffing] Come on kid, just

give me a sound bite. [sighs]

[Shelly growls] It's true. It's not what I wanted. It's not what we wanted. But it's bigger than just us. This has to do with

our whole family. I can't say what

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