White Chicks Page #4
Here, yo, hold this!
Hey, you trying to look at my lumps?
I'll pull off my G-string and handle mine.
- I'll handle mine.
- Kevin, it's Gomez.
Welcome to the Royal Hamptons Hotel.
- The bags are in the car, Jos.
- The name is Gomez.
- Whatever.
- Yeah, great. Here. Take Baby.
Clean out his bag.
Poor thing just pooped everywhere.
And teach him how to say,
"Quiero Taco Bell."
- Thanks a lot, Rico Suave. Grazie.
- Thanks, Julio.
Right away, ma'am.
Sweetie, you've got to slow up
with those Cosmos.
Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, checking in.
Sorry. They're new.
- Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.
- They feel so real.
Hi. Yeah, I just...
I need a credit card, please.
And some Id, please.
Credit card? Id?
I'm so fricking pissed.
- Ma'am, I...
- First of all...
I go to Dr. Dorfman.
He totally messes up my nose job.
I ask him to make me
look like Gwyneth Paltrow.
I get off the surgery table
looking like freaking Shrek.
Then I get here, and Mr. Harper...
makes me feel like
I'm some dumb blonde with fake b*obs...
going to a Hugh Hefner party.
No. I didn't mean to offend you.
- It's just protocol.
- I'm going to have a B.F.
My God. She's going to have a b*tch fit.
No. Don't have a B.F. now...
I want to speak to your supervisor.
Better yet, I'm going to write a letter.
- Miss, there's no reason to...
- You are in big trouble.
"Dear Mr...
"Royal Hampton.
"I am a white woman...
- "in America."
- Ladies, is there a problem here?
- Yes.
- No.
There's no problem.
These are two of our VIP guests.
Issue them keys. Immediately.
VIP. Learn your acronyms.
- What a sweetheart.
- Here you are. Enjoy your stay.
Has anyone ever told you
you look just like Denzel Washington?
Yes, actually I have
heard it once or twice.
What a beautiful chocolate man.
Beautiful. God.
- That was close.
- Yeah.
- Are they waving at us?
- I don't know.
- What are we going to do?
- Just act friendly.
My God.
Well, don't act like you don't know us.
Karen, Lisa, Tori.
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you in forever.
It's only been a year.
Did you do something different
to your hair?
- No.
- You gain weight?
- No.
- I know! You just had a birthday.
- Yeah.
- Totally. Total fire sign. I knew it.
- I totally knew it.
- Wait a minute.
There is definitely...
something different about the two of you.
Collagen.
You little witch. How did you know?
Duh, it's totally obvious.
Your lips went from Cameron Diaz to Jay-Z.
You got taller, too.
We got our knees done.
You can do that?
- You should do that.
- Yes.
Well, it was really good
seeing you ladies. Bye.
Excuse me.
Where do you think you're going?
To go freshen up.
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