When In Rome Page #4

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Some Texas holding them?

I don't think so. You cleaned me out

at Umberto's bachelor party.

No more cards for me, pal.

I take my vows only 6 months ago.

They say it's a work in the progress.

- Sure.

- Forgive me.

Come on, Father. It's OK.

It's just a card game. It's OK.

It's OK. No more cards.

- It's OK.

- Ciao.

- Look at those 2.

- Tell me he's a good guy.

- He's a saint. Her?

- An angel.

A saint and an angel.

I give it a year.

I would not even give it 6 months.

This marriage has the shelf life

of a banana.

They've known each other 2 weeks.

That's not even enough time

for a credit check.

- What?

- Nothing.

Hey!

No, wait! I don't want to... No, wait!

It's my bad.

Sorry about that.

Go ahead.

What are you...?

- I'm sorry.

- Yeah. It's mine.

Just put that back in there. Thank you.

Hey!

Hey.

- What did he just yell at you?

- Nothing.

- What?

- Nothing.

It means "the hit."

I played some football in college and...

I took kind of a big hit.

Football. Goats. You get hit a lot.

It's kind of a famous hit.

It's not exactly what you want

to be known for.

But it's football. Doesn't everyone

get hit in football?

I got hit by lightning. OK?

On the field. In a game.

Yeah. See, I get that look a lot.

It's OK. It's OK.

Aside from a slight

peripheral vision issue, I'm fine.

Yeah?

You smell like lavender.

You smell like livestock.

You're not so tough.

Beth! It's time to cut the cake.

All right.

He looks nice.

But so did your father.

- You seen her?

- No.

Be open to it, Beth.

Trust in love, Beth.

Believe in magic, Beth.

What the hell.

Come on. There you go.

OK...

Of course.

What an idiot.

What are you looking at?

Fountain of Love.

What a crock.

I mean, we wait our whole lives

for some perfect guy to come in

and sweep us off our feet.

Well, guess what. He's not coming.

Each one of you

is a desperate wish for love

that is never gonna come true.

So I'm saving you.

And...

saving you.

You, I don't give a damn about.

But I am saving you.

Magic.

- And you...

- So beautiful.

Thank you.

And I'm saving you.

- Hey, Father Dino.

- Nicholas.

The love police.

- Hello.

- Hey. Hey, it's Nick.

Nick who?

- Beamon. From the wedding.

- What's taking him so long?

- Joan gave me your number.

- Of course she did.

I wasn't really

expecting to get you.

You want me to hang up

so you can talk to the machine?

- No. This is good.

- Yo, Nick! What's going on?

Did you get lost?

Grab some beers! Let's do this!

I'm looking for the bottle opener.

It's on the fridge. See it from here.

Dude, you gave me the instruction card.

- That's a helpful card.

- Why is it wet?

- I put it in a glass of water.

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