When Evil Calls Page #2

It's my fault.

I made the wish.

I asked to see into his brain.

Quoi?

Quoi?

How is it your fault, son?

He's just suffering from shock, that's all.

Now, that's really got to hurt.

Oh, yeah, remember...

Victoria?

Well, now.

Victoria got offered a wish

she could hardly refuse.

I wish... I was beautiful.

You're beautiful to me.

Mrs. Hooper!

You forgot your bag.

Now, Detective.

I'm not an expert at jigsaw puzzles.

Can you give me a hand?

...ad Dominum et Spiritus santi.

She is at peace now.

She looks so beautiful.

She does.

Now Victoria really is

drop-dead gorgeous.

Dead gorgeous.

See what I did there?

Now, of course,

then there was Hilary,

who also wasn't very happy

with the way that she looked.

But her...

chances of survival

are very slender,

as her weight

is about to be slashed

due to the very real danger

of dieting.

Looks like that Hilary gave her right arm

to lose some weight.

That b*tch was really...

cut down to size, wasn't she?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Are you feeling a bit peckish?

Would you like a sandwich?

Don't be shy.

Tuck in, there you go.

Tuck in.

Oh, you're enjoying that,

aren't you?

Yeah, well I got another tale...

for you to chew on.

Good day, sir.

I gotcha.

There we go.

Nice to see you looking well.

Okay.

This way.

Close the school, eh?

Yes, sir, yes.

Are you insane?

That kind of publicit

could ruin a place

like this, you know?

And on what grounds, raison,

do you expect me to do it?

What? What grounds?

Look! Look!

Yes, I can read.

That's just pure clumsiness.

Students, let me tell you,

are always killing

themselves these days.

It's good for their health,

keeps the numbers down.

All right, all right.

That's a wrap. Okay.

He said, "Have a nice day."

Au revoirl Tell him.

Molly, Molly, Molly.

You look good enough to eat.

I wish I looked good enough to eat.

You look good enough to eat.

If I ate sh*t.

What are you doing?

I think...

At this point,

I really don't see the need to overreact.

Ferme ta gueulel

Get to class.

Move!

See, school dinners have

never been so attractive.

But then again, you see,

there was Alice.

Now, Alice is not

someone I'd describe

as being particularly good-looking.

In fact, Gugenheim,

she was f***ing ugly.

But her boyfriend thought that bigger

was gonna be better.

So he decided...

on some rather drastic surgery.

Oh, my God.

I wish my girlfriend had massive breasts.

You know, like massive breasts.

What, like mine?

Oh, hiya, um...

Watcha doing?

Just talking about you, actually.

Yeah?

What are you talking about?

Nothing.

Fine, whatever.

Can anyone tell me how to calculate

the surface area of a circle?

Anyone?

We have been over

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