
When Evil Calls
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- 2006
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
Gugenheim.
Gugenheim!
When we get a hold of you,
we're gonna kick the shit out of you,
you little runt.
Gugenheim?
What kind of fucking
stupid name is that?
I didn't mean to scare you.
Calm down, cool your boots.
It's all right.
Don't be scared,
I'm not gonna hurt ya.
Those...
bullies chased you
down here, didn't they?
Come in.
I don't bite...
much.
I'll bet you wish that you were popular,
don't you, Gugenheim?
Yeah.
I used to as a kid.
Let me tell you, it's not all
that it's actually cracked up to be.
do you, Gugenheim?
Let me tell you something
that's absolutely fucking true.
You see, because for 20 long,
hard, arduous years,
little fucking snot rags!
And boy, oh, boy, have I fucking seen
some things around here, mate.
Oh, yes.
Nothing quite as strange
Oh, yeah.
Maybe then, Gugenheim,
you wouldn't be in such
a hurry to be popular.
I suppose it started on a day like...
any other day, really.
Hey, I was looking for you everywhere.
Why didn't you wait for me?
You go on ahead.
Daniel!
Who the hell are you?
You're the Headmaster's daughter.
Freak.
I wish I was popular.
Who's that?
You want a balloon?
Gimme, gimme.
I wish to be popular.
At any cost?
You don't believe me,
do you, you little shit?
Oh, Samantha.
Well, what happened to Samantha
was that she set in motion
a sequence of events that would...
change everything that she believed in,
with the power...
of a tiny little wish.
Cheers.
It was the very next day...
Hey, you all right?
Maybe with a bit of make-up,
you can look really hot.
Be careful with that.
If you spill it on your skin,
it will burn it right off.
You are pretty.
Pretty fucking ugly!
Help me.
Wait.
We need some help!
Miss!
Now that's what I call a bad trip.
See, well, I'm sorry,
I was playing words...
bad trip, trip bad, acid bad,
trip bad, bad.
You know what?
Fucking forget it.
It's all right.
Anyway, now, that's not the end.
Now, Victoria we'll get back to later on.
Well, you see,
the next person to...
get the text was Neville.
Now, Neville...
he was covered all over his face
the size of fucking marbles.
Every time he'd smile,
which was very rare,
one would burst.
It was fucking disgusting.
Disgusting!
Now let me tell you.
Hey, Samantha.
Hey, Sam.
It's Sam.
Hello, Pizza Boy.
Looks like some
of your cheese is melting.
You just bought yourself a detention, Miss.
Usual time, usual place.
You're dead meat, crater face.
No, please!
Please!
Ah, shit!
had a little tale of their own to tell.
Rats, tail, you see.
For f*ck's sake,
will you just climb into...
into the spirit of things?
Fucking hard work,
do you know that?
Where was I?
Oh yeah, Kirsty.
That Kirsty was a...
really nasty piece
of work.
Neville, of course,
was a little boy she used to bully.
Now, there was this little fleshy fat, fat,
fat, funky chunker.
He was just dying
to lose some weight.
Oh, you're gonna get the "dying" pun
once I've told you the story.
It's not fucking rocket science.
Use your imagination, for f*ck's sake.
Fat Boy.
Hey, darling.
When's the last time
you saw your dick in the shower?
I'll join you.
I'm hungry.
Now, that is one fatty
who is now a little flatty.
It's lovely, that is.
Oh, yeah. Where was I?
Now, it was
about this time
that Detective Ringwald
turned up on the scene.
Cheers.
You're so sexy.
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