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chess to incompetent zombies.
Checkmate, you little patzer.
Hey! He's only eight years old, Mr. Yellnikoff.
You're supposed to be teaching him...
He'll be an incompetent idiot at 58.
More important than how I make my
living, is why I bother to live at all.
Nights, I have trcuble sleeping
and hang out on Mott Street,
tcting to explain to cretins that while
a black man got into the White House
he still can't get a cab in New York.
Almost 100 years after
the abolition of slavery,
a man couldn't play a game of baseball in
the big leagues if his skin colorwas black.
You're harping on one point.
Oh, good. Okay, forget
blacks. Take Jews.
- What?
- Here we go.
Foryears they restricted the number
of Jews in schools, medical schools.
In America, as much as they hated
blacks, they hate Jews even more.
Blacks they were scared had too big a penis.
Jews they hated, even with little penises.
For God's sake, I'm eating here.
You! I've been looking foryou.
- I want to talk to you.
- Who are you?
Did you pick up a chessboard full of pieces
and hit my son with it at his lesson today?
That idiot's your son?
Do me a favor. Don't send
that cretin to me anymore.
I can't teach an
empty-headed zombie chess.
I'll have you know that
he is a very bright child.
In your opinion. In your opinion.
Which is skewed, because
he's your unfortunate issue.
So you threw a chessboard at him?
I didn't throw it at him.
dumped the pieces on his head
him out of his vegetable torpor.
You wait until my husband
gets back from Florida.
- What's he doing in Florida without you?
- He will punch you in the nose.
Her husband's in Fort Lauderdale.
He tells her it's a business trip.
Your son's an imbecile. Teach
him tiddlywinks, not chess.
You handled that beautifully, Boris.
You know, you should open the
Boris Yellnikoff Charm School.
Let's get out of here.
It's late. I'm tired.
Good night, Boris.
What? What are you doing?
Where are you going? That's it?
- Sir?
- Hey! What?
What the hell are you doing? My
God, you scared me. For God's sake!
You creep up on me like that, you
little vagrant. What do you want?
Can you help me get something to eat?
Oh, God, no, I don't carry
any money. Now, come on,
you can tell that to your
partner, wherever he's hiding.
- Please, I'm so hungry!
- Back up! Back up!
I haven't had anything to eat all
day. I think I'm going to faint.
Yeah, listen, I'm wise to
that scam, little girl, okay?
I know about professional beggar school.
Please, I'm desperate.
God, stop that! You look
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