What We Do in the Shadows Page #3
The Big Kumara is vampire owned and operated,
for vampires in Wellington.
- Come on in, guys, come on in.
- Thank you.
Perhaps you could bring
some people to the house.
- Sure.
- Perhaps some virgins?
Virgins? Yep, okay.
Any kind of preference in terms of gender or?
Maybe some ladies?
Yep. Ladies.
Perhaps a guy?
One of each?
One of each should be cool.
My relationship with Deacon is...
... well, I'm his familiar.
He's my Master.
He tells me what to do, I do it.
We have the kind of master-servant
relationship which works nicely.
Actually.
- Hello!
- Hello.
Oh, it's a little bit of blood.
Um, my husband, he's a,
he's a hemophiliac.
You know, someone who bleeds a lot.
Yeah.
Any kind of age range?
- Young.
- But not, not kids?
Not kids.
18 to 30?
Definitely younger than yourself.
Okay, so 18 to 30.
So it's a dinner party?
- I'll be there?
- Yes!
- Dinner party.
- The guys we'll be there?
Yes.
- We will all be there?
- Yes, we will dress up.
- Okay, great.
- And then... eat them.
- Should be fun.
- Okay, great.
I was just wondering
You don't know of a night dentist?
Because I have this thing here.
I was just wondering if
- Hm?
- The deal.
- The dishes?
- No, the...
The deal is that he is going
to give me eternal life.
Um, which is...
... very exciting.
Well, I just feel like I kind of
reached my potential and
I wouldn't want to kind of,
get any older before, I kind of...
I just feel like I'm the best version
of myself that I can be.
It's just that it's been
4 and a half years and I just
I just want... doing your plans and...
Doing your dry-cleaning.
Now I'm doing your dishes.
Yeah... the dentist?
And the dentist and it's just taking
an awful long time, so I was just wondering...
- Be gone!
- Okay.
- I see you later!
- Okay.
One of the most unfortunate things
about being a vampire is that...
... you have to drink human blood.
I like to make a real evening of it.
Play some music.
Maybe give them some nice wine.
It's their last moment alive so
why not make it a nice experience.
So...
Tell we what you do, what do you...
I was thinking about
going back to Uni, actually.
Oh, you are?
Lets put this over
there.
University, yeah?
Yeah, but after that,
I'm gonna travel.
Yeah...
I really wanted
to go over seas for ages, so..
Saving out and I'm gonna go to Spain and
Italy and London and...
Yeah.
Okay. Excuse me.
Just put that there.
There we go.
Sh*t!
Well, that didn't go so great.
Um, I hit the main artery.
So, yeah, it's a real mess in there, um...
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