
What We Do in the Shadows
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So it's 6 PM in the night time...
... which is when I wake up.
This is always really scary part for me.
Yes! Night time.
So, now I'm going to wake up
my flat mates.
I really love living in a flatting situation.
Wake up!
Wake up everyone!
I like to hang out with other vampires.
I like the company.
Awaken!
A wakey, wakey!
I just really like having a good time
with my friends.
Deacon...
Hi!
Hey!
Deacon...
How was your night, last night?
I transformed into a dog and had sex.
Cool!
We're gonna have a little flat-meeting
in the kitchen in about 15 minutes, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
- Yes.
Vladislav?!
Sorry! Sorry!
What?
- Hey!
- What time is it?
Umm, we're going to have a flat-meeting
in about 10 minutes.
Okay... is it...
So we're...
...in Petyr's room.
I'm just going to wake him up.
Petyr?
Petyr?!
Petyr, wake up.
Hey, listen. We're just having a flat-meeting
upstairs in about 10 minutes.
You don't have to come but I thought I'd
extend an invitation to you just in case.
Umm....
There's a lot of stuff on
the floor down here, Petyr, and...
... like this seems, I don't... AH!
It's a spinal column, yuck!
And I was thinking, maybe...
... I just should bring a broom
down here for you
some of the skeletons.
I don't know.
You know...
Okay.
I got you this chicken.
Is Petyr coming?
- Should we be worried?
- Petyr's...
... 8000 years old.
We're not going to have Petyr at the meeting.
Okay, so...
Wanted to have a quick chat
about flat responsibilities because
uh...guys I think that we're
not all pulling our weight here.
We're not just pointing the finger at you, Deacon.
You're a cool guy but you're
not pulling your weight in the flat.
Well, I'm glad to hear that I'm cool.
- No, that's not the point though...
- Yeah, no, I know...
It's not a flat meeting about how cool you are.
- I do my flat chores.
- No, you don't!
- Yes, I do
- No, that's why we're having the flat-meeting.
have not done the dishes for 5 years.
Vladislav is right.
It's unacceptable to have so many
bloody dishes all over the bench like that...
I'm so embarrassed when people come over here.
Why does it matter?!
You bring them over to kill them!
Vampires don't do dishes.
Deacon's like the rebellious young vampire.
He's always doing crazy things.
Saying crazy things.
He's just like the young, bad boy of the group.
Okay, so...
One day I was...
... selling my wears...
And I walked passed this old creepy castle.
and I look at it and think...
... 'very old and creepy.'
And then this creature...
... flies at me!
It dragged me back to this dark dungeon.
And bit into my neck.
And just at the point of death...
... this creature...
... forced me to suck its foul blood.
And then...
... it opened it's wings, like this.
Screeching.
'Now you are vampire.'
And it was Petyr.
And we're still friends today.
Vlad, you are great.
You put out the recycling.
Which was really cool.
And!
The other day, I dragged mans body down the hallway,
and noticed that there was no dust.
Like, I kind of... I kind of swept the hallway.
Vladislav, is just like...
grew up in the medieval times.
And you know, to be living this long
and to have seen the things that he's seen
and still like, kind of have it together,
I mean, hat's off to him.
Bloody hell!
Sorry!
A bit a of a pervert.
He has some pretty old ideas about things.
We should get some slaves!
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