What We Did on Our Holiday Page #5
Yeah, that was my 30th birthday
in Northern Rhodesia.
- We were looking for silver.
Do you not get birthdays
after you're 75?
What?
Dad said to Mum it's going to be
Granddad's last birthday. I heard him.
Ooh, Blu-Tack. Can I have this?
Sure. Tell you what, why don't you
go check out on the puppies?
- See if they're OK.
- Sure.
I'm building a big...
You've heard of cancer?
Well, I've got that.
But you will get better.
Well, actually, no,
they can't make me any better
and the treatments
they've been giving me
have been putting
a terrible strain on my heart.
But right now,
right this second, I feel brilliant.
- What is this?
- It's my notebook.
You know, Lottie,
a lot of life doesn't look very good
written down.
So, cousin Kenneth
is the one who took the keys?
Yeah, isn't he a naughty boy?
put the keys?
Right.
- Lost something?
- No.
Ready for football?
Leon, hi. No, still very keen.
- Oh, nice header.
- Yeah, all right. Yeah.
- It's mine!
- Hey?
Oh! There you go.
Maybe your parents just lied
to protect you.
- Do you ever lie?
- Well, I've told lots of lies.
Lots and lots of lies.
I always lied to policemen
who said, "What speed were you going?"
I say, "30mph," when I was clearly
doing much faster than that.
And I don't care.
Sometimes, if your intentions
are good, it's OK to lie.
And if you don't like
someone's food at someone's house,
and you say, "This is great,"
even though...
That's what you do. You don't say,
"My God, I think I'm gonna vomit here. "
What you're saying is,
it's OK to lie to some people sometimes?
Yeah, it's also good fun.
For instance...
Maybe we can find him in here.
George Judd.
There he is, that's him there.
When he told him there was an
elephant leech clinging to his bollocks,
he got such a fright,
he completely fainted.
- Is that you?
- No, I'm the wee one.
So who's that?
Er...
How could I forget?
Dip me in vinegar
and call me a fish supper.
I have here
a chocolate model of the Alps.
Ta-dah!
Here he comes,
weaving his magic.
And he's clean through...
- Foul!
- Come on! I hardly touched you!
And so it begins.
Kenneth, your ball!
- Oh, for Christ's sake!
- Gavin!
What is wrong with you?
For crying out loud.
- Mickey, this is your ball!
- I'm a Berserker!
Will you stop being a Berserker? Ow!
- And England are rattled.
- I'm not England.
You're so English,
you're practically French.
Oh, no! I think I see
a marauding Berserker!
Help!
- I've killed you!
But I moved my heart
to the other side, thank goodness.
- You can't.
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