What Happened Last Night Page #6

He's never come here before.

Oh, my god. Do you remember

he used to go over

and make fun of her

when you and I came here?

Yeah, because he's an a**hole.

I don't know

what she ever saw in him.

I have no idea.

He's over there

flirting with some girl.

What a horse's ass.

You said it.

So, Liza...

Leila.

Right.

Yeah, tell me,

are you transferred

or something?

I haven't seen you before.

I'm a traveling

chapter consultant

for my sorority,

so just checking in

on the house.

Nice. Delta, delta, delta,

can I help ya, help ya, help ya?

No. Alpha delta pi, actually.

Oh. Sexy, yeah.

I like pie.

Like I've never heard

that one before.

Let me guess, lambda chi?

Oh, my goodness gracious.

Well, there's nothing we can do

about it now.

Really?

Mindy, what are you doing?

Watch me.

Sarah, no...

She is so bad. Uh-oh.

I'm gonna lose my job.

Yeah.

Oh.

Frats aren't really my speed.

Yeah, you could've fooled me.

I know a lot of fraternities

you'd fit right into.

Oh, thank you.

I gotta go

wait, sit and watch. Come on.

Okay.

You know, people told me

I should rush.

Thing is I realized, why

the hell should I limit myself

to one party per week.

You know? I mean...

Oh, my god. What the hell?

I...

Get away from me, you creep!

Mindy?

Just get away, yeah.

You just touched my boob!

Oh, my god. She's so bad.

Put these on, put these on.

I didn't even see you there!

How could you not see her?

I saw her.

I was looking at you.

Hey, is there a problem here?

He touched my boob, tiny.

No, i... I didn't

yes. Yes, yes, you did.

Either you did or didn't.

I'm gonna get this on video.

Okay, yeah.

Technically i...

What the hell do you care,

anyway?

Go back to stacking cups

or whatever it is you do.

Say what?

He... he knew my name too.

That's because you're a b*tch,

Mindy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.

Don't talk to the lady

like that.

Dude, you're not part of this.

Hey, I wasn't talking to you,

okay?

So why don't you go off or...?

What? You're gonna bite me

in my kneecap

or something, short stuff?

Huh?

Excuse me?

Look, okay,

everyone just chill out

for a second here

and shut up, okay?

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Honey.

Oh, my god. He didn't buy you

that drink, did he?

Yeah?

You didn't.

I bet he put something in this.

What?

Oh, yeah. He definitely did.

No, I didn't!

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. No.

No, no, no.

My god.

You put something in my drink?

It's time for you to go.

No. No, no, no.

It's not time

for me to go, okay?

Look i...

Are you kidding me?

Will everyone just shut up,

please? Shut up.

Tell me to shut up

one more time, bro.

Shut...

Up.

That's it.

Oh, my god.

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