What Happened Last Night Page #5

You know Megan's

not even gonna be there.

Maybe she will be.

She's not allowed in the house

again and you know this.

I'll even put a sign

on the door saying,

"Megan Decatur, go home."

Right?

Look, i... I'm just...

I just don't feel

like me right now.

Dan, it wouldn't be a party

without you.

Besides, all the seniors

are gonna get a keg

of coconut Porter.

How much?

Nothing, dude.

It's a gift from the pledges.

Fine.

Okay, I'll come for a little bit

and I'll have a couple of beers,

that's it.

That's all I ask.

You sure you don't

wanna come for the game?

Yes, I'm sure.

Suit yourself.

See you later.

Later, brother.

Hello, tiny.

Hey, beautiful.

What can I get you?

I am supposed to meet Liz.

Have you seen her?

Yeah, she's in the back.

I see her. Thank you.

- See you.

- Okay.

Hey, girl.

Ugh!

It's about time you showed up.

I'm so sorry.

I was kind of talking to Sarah.

Wait, she's still coming

tonight, right?

Well, yeah,

but she doesn't want to.

Oh, let me guess.

Dave?

Of course.

Because it's always about Dave.

She has completely forgotten

about herself

before that horse's ass.

They were together,

like, what, six months?

Barely.

She's just not herself anymore.

And honestly, because of all

the bitching and the moaning,

I'm getting sick of her.

I know.

She used to be so much fun.

Now she's just

a stick in the mud.

Hello.

What can I get you guys?

Oh, I want a bikini blonde.

What was that I had last time?

Was it a coconut...?

Uh...

Porter. Yes.

Porter.

Goes down real smooth.

Can I have one of those?

Yeah, you really liked that one.

Yeah.

Okay, okay. Real talk.

What are you wearing tonight?

Seriously?

I don't know. You know me.

I don't know either.

I can't decide

if I wanna wear a skirt or not.

Well, do you want

a bunch of guys

or just a couple?

What do you think?

Wear a skirt.

Okay, okay.

Don't wanna be the only one

wearing a skirt.

I'll get Sarah to wear one

or something, okay?

You promise she's coming?

Honey, look at me. Ready?

She is going to go to that party

whether I have to drug her

and drag her ass there.

She will be there.

I love it.

Aah! Sorry.

Ah, it's okay, it's okay.

Oh, that looks amazing.

Mm, cheers.

Aah!

You are a goddess among women,

Deedee.

Oh, thank you.

Where is Sarah?

Studying.

Again? On a Friday night?

My sentiments exactly.

Please tell me she's coming

to the party tonight.

She better.

She is still getting over Dave,

the horse's ass.

Thank god she didn't come.

He's over there right now.

What?

I didn't see him when...

I didn't see him when I came in.

What the heck is he doing here?

I don't know.

This is Sarah's place.

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