Wet Hot American Summer Page #4
you need worry about...
Yet.
Andy? Are you
gonna clean that up?
Oh, yeah, I will.
Uh, I just got...
I don't have time now.
Clean it up and come
to my office for the meeting.
I gotta...
Damn!
- Gail, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
It's just that
my husband Ron...
You know...
no, he's my ex-husband.
I guess I have
to get used to that.
I have to get used
to saying ex, ex, ex.
He's my ex, ex-husband.
You know, it's just
that I thought, like...
when Jonas and I separated,
I thought everything was lost.
And then I met Ron...
and it just seemed like everything
was gonna work out, you know?
Keep going. We're with you.
I'm a total wreck! I don't even
- I know, I know. Gail, listen to me.
- I'm a loser. What?
- Ron's who he is and you
can't change that. - I know.
Okay?
- Gail, listen to me. Look at me.
- I am.
Gail, look at me.
Gail, look at me.
I want you to say "okay."
- Why?
- I want you to say "okay."
- Okay.
- Okay. Good.
I'd like to take this
opportunity to thank you all...
for making
the last eight weeks,
without rival, the best summer
of my entire life.
Okay, let's get to business.
Coop, the camp goat
took a sh*t in the infirmary.
- I need you to take care of that, please.
- That's impossible!
It is possible, and it happened...
on my shoes.
Abby, bunk 8 wants to watch The China
Syndrome again, so run the betamax.
- Again?
- What can I say? They love it. McKinley.
Four lower campers are stuck in the ropes
course. I meant to tell you yesterday.
Could you get to it now?
And last, but certainly not least,
tonight is the big talent show.
We have a lot of hard work ahead of us.
A few ground rules...
Hey. Hey!
I'm serious here.
I am not joking around.
I am not jok... I am not
I am no Ruth Buzzi standing here!
Steve? What you got there?
I have been programmed...
by my galactic master...
not to talk
to earth denizens...
of classifications J.J.
and McKinley-I-zoid.
- Your brother is such a freak.
- I know.
Katie, you're hot, right?
By all accounts, you would be considered
"hot." Is that correct?
Uh, I suppose so.
So if one wanted to be hot and make
a good impression, what would you wear?
You put on a clean pair of pants?
Beth, come on. Pants?
Are you kidding?
Yes. Pants.
Of course I'm kidding.
You didn't get I'm kidding?
Unless you're kidding.
'cause pants, Katie.
Come on, please. Pants.
So would you... slacks? Pants?
I don't know. I think I'd wear
a sexy dress or something.
That? Oh, you're good.
Sexy dress.
Okay. Uh, that's "a."
Um, what else... what else
would one do if one were...
I'd do my hair.
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