Wet Hot American Summer Page #12
guys already had one. We
have the receipt if you do.
No, we don't have one. Thank you!
It goes with the chenille throw
cloth Beth's sister gave us.
Okay, everybody, attention.
I've got an announcement.
I know you're all getting ready
for the big talent show tonight,
but the following campers
need to put their trunks out...
so the early bus to Boston
can pick them up at 7:30 a.m.
Amanda Klein, Jessica Azaria,
Ira Stevenberg, Sol Zimmerstein,
uh, David... Ben Gurion.
Cookin' slop for the grunts
in 'Nam was easier than this.
We had no place being over there.
It was a war we couldn't win, Gene.
Yeah, well I'm gonna go
smear some mud on my ass.
What?
I said, "I hear
my bud's in class."
I gotta go and call my bud
and see how his grades are.
- I, I gotta go. go away, leave
me alone. - Gene, hold on.
Look, I don't care what you do in your
private time, but don't lie about it.
I mean, you clearly said,
"smear mud on my ass."
And I'll tell you something.
If you wanna smear mud on your ass,
smear mud on your ass.
Look, Gene, I've never
told anyone this before.
But I can suck my own dick.
And I do it.
A lot.
There, I said it.
I was honest.
And you know what, Gene?
Being honest
makes you feel better.
Hey, Katie, wait.
- I hope that wasn't bad timing.
- No.
- Coop, we have to talk.
- Sure.
I was thinking that what happened
between us before was a mistake.
- And, uh...
- What?
I wasn't thinking straight.
It was wrong.
No, it wasn't wrong.
Katie, why are you doing this?
I'm really sorry.
Come on!
This is a joke, right?
I have a boyfriend, Coop.
And I can't... I can't do
this. I'm sorry.
Wait, Katie!
out together this morning...
we were just friends.
But things change, and I've
fallen in love with you.
And I just, I just know
that if you gave me a chance,
I could make you feel so good.
So I'm coming to you,
not as your buddy,
and not as a co-counselor,
but for the first time as a man.
A man who loves a woman,
and who wants to hold her,
and provide for her,
and, yes, have sex with her.
But, seriously, Katie,
I love the way you laugh.
And I love the way
your hair smells.
And I love it that sometimes for
no reason, you're late for shul.
And I don't care that
you're bowlegged and bilingual.
All I know is I would have said "no"
to every person on your list...
because I've always
wanted you.
Coop, I don't know
what to say.
Coop, wait!
Rachael Clipperhofferman,
- Steven Schenk...
- Beth!
- Can I make a quick announcement
before we finish up? - Sure thing.
I want to thank all of you
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