Wet Dreams and False Images Page #4

Synopsis: Dee-Dee the barber is a self-proclaimed "booty expert," who covers his wall with magazine cut-outs of women. But when Dee-Dee is introduced to the art of media manipulation he may never look at beauty the same way again.
Director(s): Jesse Epstein
  3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.3
Year:
2004
38 Views


Suk-gu is a dating expert?

Yes, that's why I asked him.

- Why?

- Nothing.

Did you hear that?

Se-mi practiced tango with him

alone Last night.

What?!

Your panties will show.

Do that at the swimming pool soon.

Why in the classroom?

This is no pool.

What should I do?

Follow me.

Oh, hi.

Teacher?

Se-mi...

What's going on?

I just came back

from a shoot.

I know.

Your mom called.

But you're at school now.

Isn't it too much?

Sorry. I didn't have time

to change.

I hurried back not to miss

any more classes.

That's the attitude.

Students should have.

Go ahead.

- Go on.

- Thank you.

Nature's calling.

Attention please!

Today we're learning

a folk dance.

Are you sure about this?

Of course!

We can't miss this chance.

What are you gonna do?

You?

Good luck.

- Go!

- Lets go.

Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

With partners to your left.

Now change partners.

Now start over

with new partners.

One, two, three... Bow.

One, two, three... Bow.

Pull in and back.

Partners to your left.

Now to your right.

Turn and change partners.

One, two, three...

Start over.

One, two, three... Bow.

Here we go again.

Left partner.

Hold on.

Keep on practicing.

I need to excuse myself.

Some guys fart while peeing.

That's not odd.

And some ladies fart

when they're drunk.

That's not strange, right?

That's because they can't

control sphincter muscles.

But farting when aroused?

Do you really?

- What's this for?

- I need to see if it's true.

I see.

- You fart when aroused, right?

- Yes.

You don't get an erection?

I do, but...

But you can't fart?

Are you kidding me?

I can't help you.

Go to a general hospital.

Doctor, can you take a look

at this chart?

It doesn't look normal.

This is what I'm talking about.

Go to the bathroom first!

The penis discharges sperm

and urine.

It's circular and covered

with skin,

which is spongy and epidermal

at the end of it.

It's connected to an artery

through the urethra.

So the erection takes place

when the blood fills up.

Do you follow?

Madam.

What's exactly an erection?

As the sciatic spongy muscle

in the penis contracts,

the artery is blocked...

... making the blood gather

as a result.

Okay?

So it becomes big and small

like a folding cane?

Is that it?

Get up?

You have a problem

with the way I teach?

Then why are you asking me

stupid questions?

What's this?

You have earphones on

in class?

You stopped me?

You painted your nails?

What do you think I am?

A clown?!

Why does everyone put me down?

Why? Why?

It's clean now.

What I asked was totally

biological.

She didn't have to hit me!

Sex education is so poor

in our country.

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