Wet Dreams and False Images

Synopsis: Dee-Dee the barber is a self-proclaimed "booty expert," who covers his wall with magazine cut-outs of women. But when Dee-Dee is introduced to the art of media manipulation he may never look at beauty the same way again.
Director(s): Jesse Epstein
  3 wins & 1 nomination.

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Lee Ji-hoon

Kang Eun-bi Jeon Hye-bin

Park Suel-gi Shin Joo-ah

She's so pretty!

I wanna get married too.

Dream on!

He's cute.

I know him.

- Ready.

- Sure.



Have fun!




Hey, you girls made it.

- Congratulations!

- Thanks.

Don't forget to get me

a souvenir.

Don't worry.


Wet Dreams 2

Your sister was gorgeous.

I know.

Not because she's my sister,

but she was beautiful.

Will we be as beautiful

walking down the aisle?

What are they doing right now?

What? Number two?

Come on, no way.

We were so passionate that...

Go get it over with.

Ill be right back.


Why does this happen?

So embarrassing!

Have to pee?

You ruined it.

I'm leaving.

Come on, I'm almost done.

Ill be right with you.

I don't think so.


Hey... Hey!

Don't go!

I wonder...

When will I meet the man

of my destiny?

I wish I could tell you.

When I do,

I will dance with him.

Wearing a red dress

in his broad arms...

like in a movie!

Are you nuts?

Dancing with a stranger?

That'd be embarrassing.


Then I kiss him.

Come on, you haven't had

your first period yet.

That doesn't make a girl

a woman.

It's dating that does it.


You have a boyfriend?


I'm still a little girl.

How do you know

if he's the one?

You'll know at first sight!

Come on, silly.

Jump on her!


Our teacher!

You thought you could

get away with this?

You three!

Get over here.

What should I do with you?

You two stay here.

Soo-yoen, you can go.

It's Soo-yoen!

She's so cool!

What are you, graduates?

Where are your name tags?

Thought I wouldn't be here

to check for them?

You drew eyebrows?

You need to learn a lesson.

Hands up!

What orientation this early?


What'd you do last night?

You look beat.

Did you...

- What a knockout!

- What?

No money?

Should I pay for you?

let's get out of here!

How much?

You, come here.

Why is your skirt so short?

And you didn't button up!

You sure you belong here?

Mr. KIM?

You don't know, do you?

She's BAEK Se-mi.

She's trying to get into

show business.

- No, I'm not any more.

- No?

I am in the business.


You wanna keep it?


Okay, thanks.

When you become big,

don't forget me.

Of course not.

- Can I go now?

- Sure, go ahead.

- Thanks.

- Study hard, okay?

Can you believe that?

She always gets away

with that nasal voice of hers.

- She turns me off!

- The world is pretty generous with hotties.

So what?

I can be a hottie, too

if I want to.

Can you make your tits bigger?

- Knock it off!

- So flat.

I can't believe you farted

in the cafeteria.

I picked up this girl last night

and took her to a motel.

But I farted with an erection.

You're kidding.

An erection doesn't make you fart.

Are you serious?

What's wrong with me?

What are you gonna do

at EunKang Girls High?

This girl named BAEK Se-mi...

We're cleaning here!

look. Can't you clean

after we leave?

too dusty.

Hey, b*tch.

We're dying to clean now.

So get the hell out.

Who do you think you are?


-What's going on?

-You okay?

- We're looking for Soo-yoen.

- Soo-yoen, we need you!

Seniors are taking money

from our friends.


Bullies at school should rot in hell.

let's go.

- Wait.

- What?

- Let's go see this.

- What is it?

It's about a guy falling in love

with a 16 year oId chick.

What are we, kids?

Forget it.

I heard it's almost porn.

Lets see if you fart

when you get a woody.

Go by yourself.

- Come on.

- No way!

You okay?

Don't worry about it.

This is me.

You have a black eye!

You shouldn't have gone

after those seniors.

I know that.

They shouldn't have bullied students,


Shame on them!

But I got the money back

for freshmen.


Is it for you?

No, it was delivered for you.

By the way,

what movie are we watching?

You'll find out soon.

Are you nuts?

That movie is rated R!

I heard it was like porn.

I'm so nervous.

Don't chicken out now.

Took me 3 hours stuffing my bra!

- I'm too nervous. I'm going home.

- Me too!

Here's what.

I will buy the tickets.

You girls just follow me.

- Okay?

- Wait up!

Dried squid please.

- We have some time to kill.

- I'm crazy.

What was I thinking,

watching a movie with you?

- we should've shot pool.

- It's a test to see if You fart.

Three please.


A piece of cake!

- There are girls too.

- Where?

- They're cute.

- And in high school!

They're sexy.

- Aren't you farting?

- Far from it!

You're in high school,

aren't you?

No, we're not students.

We work at a match factory.

- Right?

- Yes.

No matter where you work,

you're still minors.

We're not minors.

Is that so?

Watch it at your factory then.

Hey, refund the tickets!

Why are they leaving?

Because they're kids!

Sexy my ass!

What do you have for eyes?

Sit please.

Welcome to our school.

Enjoy your stay with us.

The last day of your program is

the school's festival.

You'll all be participating

in the festival.


You're leaving?

Prince of my destiny!

Won't you dance with me?

I don't understand.

Tell me your name at least!

Hi, I'm KANG Bong-gu.

Nice to meet you all.

Attention... Please...


He's a student teacher

for PE class.

His major is pole vaulting.

And he's a great tango dancer.

He'll help us with the festival.

It wasn't me.

Mr. Kang, what's wrong?

What's wrong with you?

Begin the class!

Do you have a girlfriend?

A girlfriend?


If my ex-girlfriend counts,

I have one.


I do have a girlfriend.

You're lonely, aren't you?

loneliness is from


Solitude is a man's own choice.


I'm not lonely.

- Shall we begin?

- Sing us a song please.

- I'm not a good singer.

- Sing! Sing! Sing!

I've finally met the man

of my destiny.

- KANG Bong-gu!

- Come on.

Who says he's the one

for you?

Didn't I tell you?

You know when you see him.

In my dream, he was about

to hold my...

It's Bong-gu!

- I farted.

- What?

It must've been embarrassing.

I told you to be careful, man.

Who was it you farted for?

BAEK Se-mi.

BAEK Se-mi?

You mean that actress?

She's in your class.

I got away with it this time.

But what am I gonna do?

I can't believe I farted

for a high school chick.

I envy you.

I'm a huge fan of her.

- Can we switch classes?

- I would if I could.

You can eat this.

Okay, thanks.

Change the way you talk!

Ask the principal!

It was Bong-gu who farted?

Is that it?

What matters is that he farts

when he gets a woody.


What's woody?

You know what it is.

- An erection!

- Oh gosh!

Why does it make him fart?

Beats me.

If he farts for Se-mi,

ILL make him sh*t for me!

Going to school?

This early?

It's only 6.

So I can study

before it gets crowded.

Good girl.


- What's going on here?

- They're aggressive.

I thought so.

They're for you.

Smells good.

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