Wet Dreams and False Images

Synopsis: Dee-Dee the barber is a self-proclaimed "booty expert," who covers his wall with magazine cut-outs of women. But when Dee-Dee is introduced to the art of media manipulation he may never look at beauty the same way again.

Genre: Documentary, Short

Director(s): Jesse Epstein

Actors: Dee-Dee the Barber, Domenic Demasi, Goose, Ken Harris

3 wins & 1 nomination.


IMDB:: 7.3

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Year:: 2004
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Lee Ji-hoon
Kang Eun-bi Jeon Hye-bin
Park Suel-gi Shin Joo-ah
She's so pretty!
I wanna get married too.
Dream on!
He's cute.
I know him.
- Ready.
- Sure.
Congratulations!
Bye.
Have fun!
Sis!
Congratulations!
Thanks.
Hey, you girls made it.
- Congratulations!
- Thanks.
Don't forget to get me
a souvenir.
Don't worry.
Nice!
Wet Dreams 2
Your sister was gorgeous.
I know.
Not because she's my sister,
but she was beautiful.
Will we be as beautiful
walking down the aisle?
What are they doing right now?
What? Number two?
Come on, no way.
We were so passionate that...
Go get it over with.
Ill be right back.
Damn!
Why does this happen?
So embarrassing!
Have to pee?
You ruined it.
I'm leaving.
Come on, I'm almost done.
Ill be right with you.
I don't think so.
Bye!
Hey... Hey!
Don't go!
I wonder...
When will I meet the man
of my destiny?
I wish I could tell you.
When I do,
I will dance with him.
Wearing a red dress
in his broad arms...
like in a movie!
Are you nuts?
Dancing with a stranger?
That'd be embarrassing.
No.
Then I kiss him.
Come on, you haven't had
your first period yet.
That doesn't make a girl
a woman.
It's dating that does it.
What?
You have a boyfriend?
Me?
I'm still a little girl.
How do you know
if he's the one?
You'll know at first sight!
Come on, silly.
Jump on her!
Hi.
Our teacher!
You thought you could
get away with this?
You three!
Get over here.
What should I do with you?
You two stay here.
Soo-yoen, you can go.
It's Soo-yoen!
She's so cool!
What are you, graduates?
Where are your name tags?
Thought I wouldn't be here
to check for them?
You drew eyebrows?
You need to learn a lesson.
Hands up!
What orientation this early?
God!
What'd you do last night?
You look beat.
Did you...
- What a knockout!
- What?
No money?
Should I pay for you?
let's get out of here!
How much?
You, come here.
Why is your skirt so short?
And you didn't button up!
You sure you belong here?
Mr. KIM?
You don't know, do you?
She's BAEK Se-mi.
She's trying to get into
show business.
- No, I'm not any more.
- No?
I am in the business.
Sir?
You wanna keep it?
Well...
Okay, thanks.
When you become big,
don't forget me.
Of course not.
- Can I go now?
- Sure, go ahead.
- Thanks.
- Study hard, okay?
Can you believe that?
She always gets away
with that nasal voice of hers.
- She turns me off!
- The world is pretty generous with hotties.
So what?
I can be a hottie, too
if I want to.
Can you make your tits bigger?
- Knock it off!
- So flat.
I can't believe you farted
in the cafeteria.
I picked up this girl last night
and took her to a motel.
But I farted with an erection.
You're kidding.
An erection doesn't make you fart.
Are you serious?
What's wrong with me?
What are you gonna do
at EunKang Girls High?
This girl named BAEK Se-mi...
We're cleaning here!
look. Can't you clean
after we leave?
too dusty.
Hey, bitch.
We're dying to clean now.
So get the hell out.
Who do you think you are?
Fool!
-What's going on?
-You okay?
- We're looking for Soo-yoen.
- Soo-yoen, we need you!
Seniors are taking money
from our friends.
What?!
Bullies at school should rot in hell.
let's go.
- Wait.
- What?
- Let's go see this.
- What is it?
It's about a guy falling in love
with a 16 year oId chick.
What are we, kids?
Forget it.
I heard it's almost porn.
Lets see if you fart
when you get a woody.
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