Welcome to the North Page #3

When will I get a chance

like this again?

- Never!

- Right, exactly.

Fried mozzarella,

rice croquettes, and dough balls.

- The stuffed peppers?

- Right there.

I put home-made pasta here.

And your main dishes are here.

- And here?

- Starters. I kept them separate.

- Great, that's tidier.

- Where do these go?

- All those woollen jumpers?

- It's cold in Milan.

- In August?

- It might not be summer there.

- Are the seasons different?

- The Po Valley...

They're rich, they work hard

and rush around.

And if you fall,

they'll tread right over you.

- Why would I fall?

- Because they rush around!

And if you get ill,

they'll let you die.

- Why would I get ill?

- Like she said, because it's cold!

Sorry, I was distracted.

And anyway, going to the north

isn't that bad.

My brother left 15 years ago

and never came back.

- Did he settle there?

- He died.

But remember...

Alberto came here to the south

with lots of prejudices too,

and they were all nonsense.

Those about the south are nonsense,

those about the north are true.

- Come off it, mom!

- You come off it!

Go easy, mom.

It won't close!

Daddy'll teach you

how to hit the ball with your head.

Yes, because daddy has a hard head.

I want to stay with you and our kid.

- Give me some hope.

- You need to grow up.

Grow up!

I've prepared a list

of Milanese words.

Good morning is "smagattelot".

Enjoy your meal is

"Nassabinicutanne".

Milk soup is...

I can't ask for that in Milan!

Come on!

I prepared this surprise

for you, look!

Anti-fog jacket, this'll be handy

in Milan because it's foggy

and you risk getting run over.

- Have a good journey!

- Bye, thanks.

Mattia, look what I've brought you!

- Inter FC and Milan FC.

- So you'll blend in there.

Like a chameleon.

- I'll miss you.

- Mattia!

Don't go, don't go up north!

Mom, take iteasy.

Don't wory,

Alberto is a true friend.

Let's hope so.

Mattia, don't go!

Don't go!

Where are you heading?

- Milan.

- Sweet Jesus!

- Hello?

- Have you arrived?

- I'm still in Salerno.

- Put your wool jumper on!

- Let me getto Caserta!

- Put it on, it's cold in Milan.

But it's boiling now.

- Hello?

- You didn't call to say you arrived!

- I haven't yet.

- Okay.

I put my wool jumper on,

I did!

Hello? He didn't even answer!

I sent Chicco

to sleep at his grandma's!

Alpine soldier, we're all alone!

Won't you ask me

what we're celebrating?

I know perfectly well...

We are celebrating our...

No, I know! Your...

Whose is it?

What are we celebrating?

- What is it?

- The house in the mountains!

I found it! There's even

a leopard-skin fireplace.

I signed a year contract

before we lost the chance.

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