
Welcome to the North
- Year:
- 2012
- 110 min
- 8 Views
People of Castellabate,
come out of your houses.
Come join our protest.
No to unification!
We don't want to go part-time.
No to part-time work!
- Mattia, come and protest.
- Hurry.
Hey, it's not that
I don't want to take part,
in fact I'm behind you
because you're doing a good thing.
But I need to be part-time,
so I'll have more time for myself.
No point in having time but no money!
Or money and no time!
And to be honest,
I have certain responsibilities.
Edinson, kick it to daddy!
You hit the post!
- Fine dust particles don't worry you?
- No.
- And the medium ones?
- Try and enjoy the day.
It was better in Usmate.
You insisted we move to Milan,
you knew about the smog!
Let's get a house in the mountains
like eveyone else.
Never, because we're original,
unconventional, we're...
Misers!
And you're always busy
with your post office job...
After that fraud incident
I'm under scrutiny,
I have to give it my all!
Darling, the mountains
are good for us.
Remember our first kiss
- You don't?
- I'd drank a litre of grappa.
This time don't drink
so you'll remember all my kisses.
So we're agreed
about the house, okay?
Chicco?
why did St. Paul write
all those letters to the Corinthians?
But more importantly...
why didn't the Corinthians
ever reply?
I'll tell you why: the Italian
postal service didn't exist!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Mario!
maybe they've forgiven me.
It's taken.
It's reserved.
It's pre-booked.
Even important families
have black sheep.
And the blackest of all is him.
Alberto Colombo.
Here he is, playing the part
of a handicapped person.
Look at his limp hand.
Noww e have
the real performance:
the spasms
of the face and of the intestines,
somewhat oriental, like a dance...
And watch this:
here's his best move.
He shakes his hand, the chairfalls,
a perfect jerk expression.
A first-rate comedian.
But now let's move on
to the best among you.
What branch was most productive?
Who is the man of the year?
It's him again, Alberto Colombo!
Thanks, thanks.
A role model for all.
Alberto Colombo
is the proof that each of you
can change and improve.
Therefore, I'm entrusting him
with the project I care most about.
It's a Japanese pilot project:
to create a perfect post office
as a model for the county.
Colombo! Colombo!
Thanks, thanks...
- What happened?
- I was excited...
I mean, I spilt some water.
Please, take me on.
Working with Palmisani is my dream.
- Only if you say you're a bastard.
- I'm a bastard, never doubted it!
A terrible bastard!
You're irresponsible.
Tell me why you agree
with being part-time.
I agree with it because...
I did it for you.
So when you go back to work
and become an executive
I can look after the kid.
Right, you'll leave him with your mom
and go to the beach.
We need two wages to buy a house.
Why? This place is fine:
it's bright, spacious and cheap.
Plus we have privacy, seclusion...
Lunch is ready!
- Eat up for mommy!
- Here we are!
- The big ones were gone.
We need to call the plumber,
the toilet's not flushing.
- I'll call him tomorrow.
- She'll call him tomorrow.
I said it to you, not your mother.
- What matters is that it's fixed.
- The toilet's important.
It's essential for a house.
- I'm sick of living here.
- Because of the toilet?
I want to buy our own house.
Eveyone has one, why not us?
Maybe I should go call the plumber.
Edinson, come with grandma.
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