Wee Willie Winkie Page #3

- Good morning.

Keep that on your head

whenever you go out in the sun.

- Good morning.

- Good morning.

Sunstroke. Bad.

You're looking a bit

off- off color, peaky.

Oh, I-I feel all right.

Oh, want more meat on your bones.

- Ought to eat more.

- Oh, we expect to.

Oh. Do you know how to ride?

Oh, yes. Oh, but I haven't ridden

for ever so long.

Oh, here. Mohammet Dihn!

- Mohammet Dihn!

- Mohammet Dihn!

Mohammet Dihn!

- Mohammet Dihn!

- What are you shouting for like this?

- Where is that infernal parlor maid?

- Mohammet Dihn!

Dihn!

- Oh, there you are. What the-

- Yes, sir, Colonel, sahib.

Uh, get Mrs. Williams a good horse.

- She's going riding. You go with her.

- Thank you, Colonel.

Oh, uh, good morning.

- Your helmet, sir.

- What?

Oh. Ah. Thank you.

Colonel, sunstroke.

Ah, yes.

Yes, yes.

I think he's gonna like you, Mommy...

even if he doesn't like me.

- Orders, sir, from the adjutant.

- Put them inside, on my desk.

Oh, sir. I do want to thank you

for ordering me a new uniform.

[Colonel] Glad to do it, Mott.

Got a good record.

Always neat. Military appearance.

- Make a good soldier one day, won't you?

- Oh, thank you, sir!

Hello.

- Hello, Mr. Mott.

- Hello.

- Who are you?

- I'm Priscilla.

- Wait a minute, will you?

- Can't.

Orders, sir.

Thank you, Mott.

Orders, sir.

All right, Patrolman Mott.

Can't you answer just one question...

if it is about military matters?

- Well, what is it?

- How can I get to be a soldier?

- You?

- Really! It's important.

Who ever heard of a little girl

being a soldier?

Run along home

and play with your dolls...

and don't follow me anymore.

- Why, hello there.

- Oh, hello, Coppy.

How's your mother?

- She's a bit peaky.

- A bit peaky?

Yes. She's going riding

to put some meat on her bones.

I'm going riding too.

I might meet her.

Coppy, I'm kind of worried.

You are? About what?

I've gotta be a soldier,

and I don't know how to start.

Whoever put that idea

into your head?

The colonel.

You see, the colonel's never

had any little girls around.

All he understands is soldiers.

So I've decided to be one.

Then maybe he'll like me.

How do I start, Coppy?

Well, let's see.

MacDuff.

- Yes, sir.

- Good morning, Sergeant!

Good morning, lassie.

Good morning.

We've a brand-new rookie, Sergeant.

Please instruct Priscilla in the manual

of arms, the queers regulations...

and all matters appertaining thereto.

- But, sir, you- I mean-

- Why, yes, certainly. Carry on.

Company...

left turn!

Quick!

About turn!

Quick!

March!

Mother!

Elsie, did you ever?

He's with that American.

She didn't lose much time

getting her hands on him.

He didn't lose much time either.

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