We the Party Page #6

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I've been on the retard list twice.

It can actually be

a positive experience.

You know, someone will tutor you.

And you'll bond with them.

Like Nietzsche says,

That which doesn't kill you

makes you stronger.

Hey, get the f*** out of my way.

F***.

Guys, did you see that?

- You almost got killed out there.

- Sh*t.

She got a body

like Serena Williams.

Maybe, but Serena ain't ghetto.

I don't care. The twins are

the finest women on campus.

And Shauniqua's into me, dude.

- I know.

- You crazy, nigga.

Michelle's coming out there.

Get back out there, please.

No, no dude.

I just almost got killed.

- No, dude.

- Please.

- No, dude. You got to do it.

- You know Reggie won't let me near Michelle.

You know what?

Mopey, it's your turn to go.

I'm not in this at all.

Oh, my gosh. You're scared,

Mini-Me ain't doing sh*t,

and you're heartbroken.

You know, give me that shoe.

I'm gonna film this kitty

like the goddamn Discovery Channel.

Go for it.

Hey, Paco, you know they can deport you

if you don't maintain that B average, ese.

Dude, holy sh*t.

What girl wears

leopard print panties

with pink lace trim on the side

if she does not want anyone

to admire them?

Guys know what a leopard is?

- What?

- It's a 200-pound p*ssy

that'll eat a man up.

Dumbshit 10, our very own...

Hendrix Sutton.

Get your ass down here, boy.

Go.

Hey, man, shut up, boy.

Looks like Papa Bear's

failing Baby Bear

and killing his GPA.

Reggie, stop.

- Aw.

- Hey, don't cry, please.

They say the eyes

are the windows to the soul.

Now, you can't look people in the eyes,

they ain't gonna trust you.

And they sure as hell

won't hire you.

Are you afraid to look me

in the eyes, C.C.?

You okay?

Yeah.

My big bro in town,

so could I go now?

Go ahead.

I can't believe you put me

on the retard list.

The tutoring list is

voluntary and mandatory.

I volunteered you.

Nobody volunteers to be on that list.

Do you even know

how you made me look?

Yeah, like a kid who

wants to get his grades up.

I tried to tell you earlier,

but you was in too much of a rush.

In all my other classes,

I have at least a

And you settle for a

When Mom told me

you were going to work here,

she said I didn't even need

to take your class.

I took it out of respect for you,

because it would make you happy.

And it does, son.

Now, make me happy,

and get an Okay, you can do it.

It's time to tutor.

Finals are coming...

I don't have time to tutor, Dad.

I need to get enough money

to pay for a car and pay...

Don't interrupt me.

Now, let me clarify something for you.

You don't get your grades up,

there's no more party business.

There's no going out,

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