We the Party Page #5

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The grades will be posted

on the boards today.

All seniors with a 3.5 GPA or higher

can tutor lowerclassmen on the mandatory

tutoring extra credit list.

The retard list.

Secondly, if you haven't bought

your tickets for prom yet,

please hurry up.

Calvin.

This year's prom theme

is Green Glamour.

And as you know,

green is all about recycling

and re-fabulating.

So I want you to be creative,

and get some of your parents'

old fantabulous, old-school glamour

and rework it.

And if you don't buy a ticket for prom,

you can't vote for prom queen.

We all know who that should be.

Dude, she's like the black

Sarah Palin, you know?

- I know, man.

- Yeah.

Yo, you got the tape, right?

You know it. Invisible.

- All right, let's roll.

- This is geniosity, bro.

- Hendrix.

- Ooh!

- Thought he was slick.

- Go hang out with Pops.

- Sorry, man.

- Need you to stay after class, remember?

Yeah, um, there's only 10 minutes

till the next class,

and I need to get my books.

And I need to use the restroom.

That's nice.

That's real nice.

Sit down.

By your side

- What we got here?

- Bet you're right on it.

Number one on the mandatory

tutor retardo-list.

- C.c.

- Oh!

Who gonna tutor the drive-by shooter?

Pop! pop! pop! pop'

Dude, do not drop my phone.

Okay, okay, okay,

it's good. It's good.

All right, all right.

- Don't f*** with it.

- I'm trying to help out.

Guys, I'm having second thoughts.

Why do I have to go first, man?

Look, dude, it's a scientific fact.

White kids are less likely to get caught

doing sh*t than black kids.

- Dude, that's bullshit.

- It's true, all right?

Captain, we have got

a visual image.

All right, get ready.

Take us home, Scotty.

- Okay. All right.

- Go get out there.

See it through.

Join up to make

your dreams come true.

Some girls have all the luck, huh?

He just asked her to prom.

Que goes for the big-ass

ghetto booty every time.

Oh, my God, she got

a lace G-string, dawg.

Dawg, it totally worked.

You can see the bush.

It's like right there.

That's definitely not

a bush. That's a shadow.

That is more bush

than George W. himself.

You need to enjoy this, dude.

Enjoy it.

Well, Stunner asked Cheyenne to the prom.

She's way out of your social domain, bro.

What did you expect to happen?

- Shauniqua Vaquiso!

- Oh!

F*** you, Reggie.

You little conceited-ass b*tch.

Everybody knows Shauniqua

and her mama

look like Monique in Precious.

You think you're smart?

You want that higher learning?

Well, you ain't sh*t.

You ain't gonna never be sh*t.

F*** you.

Why you all up on me, Que?

You got some funny sh*t to say, too?

Actually, no.

Um, I just wanted to say

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