Wanderlust Page #7
So I'm not five years old anymore.
It's such a freaking shocker.
Funny. Yeah.
What a shithead.
What's that over there? Is
that a margarita machine?
Oh, yes, this is my new very best
friend in the whole wide world.
I have a little bit of
a SkyMall problem.
Do you want one? I can
make you one. Please.
We normally have a 4:30 ritual
and I always say,
"Why have 5:
00 when youcould have 4:
30?"Do you ever read SkyMall?
Yeah, when I'm on a plane.
Yeah. It's good reading.
Little more. Okay.
Keep going. Okay.
I thought you rented construction
equipment.
I do. Porta-Pottys.
What do you think, construction
workers hold it in all day?
Here's a little business model for
you, Mr. New York Fancy Pants.
They sh*t, I rake it in.
What, are you grossed out by money?
So, this is the new den,
and this is where I sit and
watch TV all day long.
Just wasting my life away.
Thank God for Wellbutrin, right?
I'm alone most of the time.
Rick work a lot?
Well, he entertains clients at
night or has affairs or...
I'm kidding, of course. Are you?
I have a dildo in here.
Feel free to use it and know
that it's clean because
I put it through the dishwasher
like Whoopi say to do.
Can we top these off?
Do you like hamburgers?
hamburgers this weekend.
I have mixed feelings
about being a parent.
Here you go, shithead.
Simple data entry.
Do they still use computers
in New York City?
Yeah. You want me to
enter this data?
Are you questioning me?
Don't question me.
Here, you're not my brother, you're
not my buddy, you're my employee.
Got it? Are you serious?
Am I serious? You're fired.
You're rehired, okay? Consider that
a warning shot. Get to work.
Paco, watch this guy, all right?
Do me a favor. Keep
your eye on Paco,
because I don't trust
these people, okay?
You're drinking already?
It's a mimosa. It's
a breakfast drink.
You know, it's kind of funny.
Because when we were kids, George
used to mooch off me.
And now that we're all grown up,
You win, Rick.
You got a big house, you're a big
success. You're the winner.
Come on. You know I'm being
a dick to be a dick.
I'm just being a dick to be a
dick. Family's family, right?
a job, I hook him up.
I'm looking for something
on my own, actually.
In this economy? You think you're
going to find something?
Here comes the lecture.
"Here comes... "
"Here comes the... "
All right, then I'll shut up.
I'll shut up. You know
what? I'll shut up.
Because I don't want
to lecture you.
In my own house!
God damn it!
Okay, you know what?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I "apologize," okay?
But can I give you one
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