
Wanderlust
(0.00 / 0 votes)It's where we want to be.
It's where you want to be,
it's where I want to be...
Honey, that's all I've been saying.
I've been saying that.
I mean, this is New York City.
It's the greatest city on Earth,
and we get to own a part of it.
Or we keep renting.
George, please. It's time
for us to own something.
We're not kids anymore.
It's true. Pros and cons,
one more time. Okay.
Go ahead. Talk it over
again. Okay, good.
Pros. Great neighborhood.
It's a great neighborhood.
A block from Joe's Coffee.
I love that coffee.
It's his favorite coffee.
Best coffee in the city.
Shade-grown, fair trade.
So, that's a pro. Coffee.
Con, money.
You said that we could do this.
I'll feel better once
I get my bonus.
HBO may make an offer
on my documentary.
Well...
Are we done with the pros and cons?
Another con would be space.
You know, it's a studio apartment.
No, it's a microloft.
It's a microloft.
It's written in here that it's a
microloft. We're adults here.
Let's call it what it is.
It's a studio apartment.
It says it somewhere.
I've never even heard
of a microloft.
Does your husband do this?
My husband is blind.
I'm sorry.
No, there's no need to be sorry.
Pierre has been blind since birth.
Good. I mean, not "good,"
but, you know...
Don't worry, it's the only
reality he knows.
But, believe me, he can still
smell the Chanel on my neck.
pain au chocolat
I bake for him from time to time.
He can still hear every stroke as
I brush my hair before
we lie down at night.
And as for touch?
I can get him there with
one flick of the finger.
Okay, I know you're nervous,
but believe me
this neighborhood is a terrific
investment, even in a recession.
It's the West Village.
It's the best. Yeah.
Really the best.
This is where you want to be?
This is where we need to be.
Let's do it!
I'm so sorry. I bet this
happens all the time.
No.
Here we go. Wait.
Wow! Look at all this space!
I got a really big day tomorrow,
and you've got HBO.
I wouldn't mind taking
a sleeping pill.
Oh, no! I can't take Rick right now.
I cannot take your brother.
I'll just... No Rick.
Come on, two minutes. Let's
just get it over with.
It's never two minutes.
Hey, Rick. Ricky licky,
suck my dicky.
Don't hate me 'cause
it's extra thicky.
All right, enough gabbing.
Give me the grand tour.
All right.
That's the kitchen. Small.
That's the bathroom. Small.
That's the bedroom. Small.
That's the tour.
Holy shit! Our TV room is twice
the size of your whole place.
Yeah, but you live in Atlanta.
Hi, George. Hey, Linda.
It is alive.
Hi, Marisa. Hi, Marisa.
Hi! You look great!
Thanks. I read this article that
said if you smile all the time,
thinking that you're happy.
Really? Wow.
All right, enough girl gab. I want
to show you the new baby.
New baby?
There she is.
All the bells and whistles, 48
large. And check this out.
If some Jackamo tries
to steal my car,
I got a remote tracker on there.
Tells me where he is,
down to 10 yards.
I go down there, fucking police
escort, nab the motherfucker.
It's like, "See you in three
to five, ass wipe. You
fucking towel head. "
going to steal your car?
Hey, don't laugh, this is Atlanta.
We got CNN down here.
I think our connection is
bad. You're breaking up.
I can see you closing the
computer, dipshit.
I got to say, that Marisa,
one lucky lady
because she gets to be
married to him. Yeah.
Know what I want to do? I'm going
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