Wanderland Page #2

You wouldn't happen to have

Wi-Fi here, would you, Shirley?

I do, Just Alex.

Oh, Alex is fine.

What's the password?

It's kind of an intimate

question, isn't it?

The password is?

You wanna know all my secrets,

don't you, Just Alex?

Nope. Just the password.

It's "kiteflyer."

"Kitefryer"?

- What did you say?

- What did you say?

"Kiteflyer."

Oh! Okay.

Ooh.

- It's not working.

- Really?

Okay.

I'll check after I get

this load of challah in.

Challah?

But you've been using lard.

Yeah. Homemade.

Right.

So you're not making challah.

Yes, I am.

Sells out every week.

But there's no lard

in challah.

In mine there is.

But religious Jewish people can't

eat anything that comes from a pig.

Well...

obviously, they can.

[chuckles]

[cats mewing]

Look, uh, I think maybe

I'll use the landline if...

I'd like to call

about my car.

Of course.

It's up in my boudoir.

You can...

Oh.

Your pants are wet.

Oh, yeah, I had an

accident at the beach.

- [chuckles]

- And I got hit by a wave.

It's... So I can use

your phone?

I said, in my boudoir,

upstairs.

By boudoir, you mean your...

your bedroom?

Great. Thank you.

While you're calling,

let me throw those dungarees

in the dryer for you.

Oh, no, it's okay. Thanks.

Give them to me.

No, really.

No.

Really.

[line ringing]

[sniffling]

[man] Stubbed Tow.

Can I help you?

Excuse me?

[man] Stubbed Tow.

Can I help you?

Oh. Stubbed Tow.

It's a pun.

I get it.

Can I help you?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, my car won't start.

It's at Sagg Main Beach

in Sagaponack.

[autoharp music playing]

I am one to offer comfort

You are one to run

into my arms

What are you doing?

And I swear

I'll keep you warm

Please stop singing.

Touch my chest

It's racing, speeding

Tossing with the feeling

That it's found

Could you stop singing?

What it's long

Been searching for

Okay, please just stop.

Just stop.

[yelps]

Arrived at another spot

Ow!

Ow! Ow!

[singing continues]

Would you stop?

I just hurt myself.

Oh, the dark

Oh, my God, you're insane.

[yelling]

Come back up, Just Alex.

[panting]

[cat mewing]

Shirley, I just wanna go.

I wanna get

my pants back and go.

Okay?

- Boo-boo!

- [yelps]

[panting]

[autoharp music playing]

We are all

Just out and searching

Oh, God!

Over the horizon

Past the sun

Are you serious?

To find the other one

We drifted to

Each other's shore

But we're not sure

Jesus!

And so we run

When we shouldn't run

[chuckles]

And I have another spot

Jesus Christ!

A brightness

In all the dark

[door slams]

[Alex] Hey!

Wait! Hey, wait!

Hey.

Hi.

[panting]

You okay?

No, I'm not.

Wait.

Where's my car?

[shouts] Oh, you gotta

be kidding me!

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