Walk of Shame Page #3

I am sorry, okay? Whatever. I'm

going to take you to a club.

You're going to meet

some young, stupid, hot guy,

and you're going

to take all your anger

and your aggression

out on his penis.

I don't know. I don't

do that with penises.

I'm more of

a relationship type of girl.

We're taking you out.

Come on, let's go.

Fine, but I'm wearing

these sweatpants.

No. You're going to wear

something slutty like Denise.

I don't own anything

slutty like Denise.

Denise, give Meghan your dress.

But...

No "buts." You can wear

one of her pantsuits.

Ew.

Ew.

Why is it so loud in here?

Isn't it great?

This is what you need.

Shot time!

Already?

Yup, that's right.

Throw it back.

Unless you're too soft.

Yeah.

Oh! Whoo!

Yeah, the other two were for us.

I guess we're going

to need three more.

This is good.

Three more. Three more.

How about something different?

To match your dress.

Hey.

Fancy.

Looking at us?

Oh, yeah, ladies!

Oh, my God.

What do we do? Act bitchy?

Scowl.

Whoa. Sunshine.

You want to join me and

my boys for some drinks?

Will the drinks be alcoholic?

More tequila?

That's what that is.

Wow, your friend is

quite the party girl, huh?

Tonight she is.

Let's make a toast

to these girls, huh, boys?

Yes. You know,

my dad made a toast

at my fifth grade graduation,

and I kept it in my memory...

- Keep it there.

- Cheers!

I love my daddy!

Kyle sucks!

Can I just get

one of these buckets?

- Thank you so much.

- Excuse me.

Let's get rid of this.

All good.

Let's rally! Let's rally!

Yeah!

Do you want to get out of here?

Oh. Absolutely. You stay here.

No, no.

Where are you going?

I got to go for a wee-wee.

Excuse me.

Oh.

This is so high.

Hello? There's no handle.

Hello?

Come on.

Hi.

Hi!

What are you doing up there?

I'm just looking

for the bathroom.

Are you stuck?

How dare you, sir?

Don't you know it is rude

to ask if a lady is stuck?

Oh.

Yes, I am stuck.

And I'm a little drunk.

I should tell you that.

All right.

Nothing wrong with that.

Stay stuck for a second.

Whoa.

That won't be hard,

I can't move.

Breaking news, 2:00 a.m.

Girl stuck on balcony.

Hi.

Hi.

What do you think?

Huh. Oh. Wow, this is a mess.

A bit of a situation.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah.

If we could just find a way

to get this shoe off.

What a puzzle. All right.

Well, we got a strap

coming around here.

Wait! Oh, my God!

What?

There's a whole other strap.

Which one? Left? Right?

You need to stay calm.

What's your name?

Meghan.

Meghan, where are you from?

Texas.

Texas. I like Texas.

Hurry! The timer is

reading five seconds.

All right.

Stay with me, Meghan.

Four, three, two...

Here we go!

Are we alive?

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