
Walk of Shame
1
Right after the break, we're
going to interview David Kern,
who climbed the highest mountain
in the world, Mount Everest,
but he's gay.
I mean, he's gay.
Excuse me, he's blind.
- More teens are having f*ck...
- Having luck, rather.
One way to do a turkey call
is with this gobbler
that allows the air to vibrate.
You should try it.
I'd love to.
Go ahead, I want to see this.
No, no.
That just wasn't right.
Yeah.
It's a beautiful Memorial Day.
We have people
out here sunbathing.
We have people
tossing the ball around.
And we really want to
advise that you guys
try to make it
a safe Memorial Day.
I'm a bird, bitch!
Okay, dude.
God damn it, man!
Well, I'm sure
you needed it, Annie.
Did you get many
spankings as a kid?
Um... As a kid, no.
I... Wait.
Wait a minute.
Susenko Energy is announcing
a proposal to jack off...
Jack up. Excuse me.
What is your comment on the
results of the proceedings?
I have no comment.
How do you think
your case is affected...
Thursday here at Central High
that led to Tim Johnson's...
What the f*ck was that?
Shit.
God, I'm dying in this fucking
country-ass, fucked-up town.
Here they come down the hill.
It looks like Reuben is in the
lead, and here he comes now...
An infestation of Canadian brown
finches, which is a small bird...
I guess I should have seen that one
coming, huh?
We now send it over
to Meghan Miles. Meghan?
Hey, Joe, I'm here
at the ASPCA, where on...
Oh, boy. I think she's
actually hurt there. Ooh.
I think she is.
Meghan, are you okay?
Okay, Meghan?
We'll get a medic over to her.
Yeah.
Thank you so much
for coming with me.
You're my girl. Team.
Right. Team.
Oh, my God. They're not going to
bring up the cat thing, right?
That was 100 years ago. No one looks
at those YouTube things anymore.
Yeah, right.
Relax, Meghan.
Relax.
Ooh. It's the network.
It's a big step up from
local, but you are ready.
Oh, I'm ready.
Just be yourself.
No, I'm going to be exactly
what they want me to be.
"Anchor."
It is both a noun and a verb.
A reliable or principal
support, but in action,
it means to hold fast.
Hmm.
I believe I can do
that for your viewers,
be the center,
and hold them,
steady.
Tell us more about yourself.
Well, I was raised in Texas.
I studied journalism
at the University of Texas.
I love to read.
I'm a voracious reader.
Mostly historical fiction.
Have you read
Toni Morrison's Beloved?
Of course.
- Good answer.
- Hmm.
parents, which I know is corny,
but they've been
married 35 years,
and I am recently engaged.
We like that.
We'll have a decision in two weeks.
There isn't any
dirt in your past that
we should know about?
Skeletons?
Bones of any kind?
I'm a good girl.
Morning, Meghan Miles.
Be well.
Good day. Good day.
Hey, looking good, Chuck Rogers.
Five minutes to air, people.
Hey.
Hey.
So, I just spoke to my
source inside the network.
And?
It's down to you and Wendy Chang.
The decision should come down today.
Don't be nervous.
Don't be nervous?
You shouldn't have told me.
Breathe.
Wow. Oh,
gosh, hang on, hang on.
This is Meghan Miles.
Meghan, you dirty hooker.
Rosie, stop.
I'm about to go on-air.
Okay, good. But be advised that we
are going out tonight to celebrate.
Honey, I didn't get the job yet.
Minor detail.
I don't know.
It's been a really long week.
Shh. Don't be a cockblocker.
Repeat after me,
"I will not block the cock."
You know what? Rosie, hang on. I have
another call. It could be the network.
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