Waking Up in Reno Page #5
We don't need
another damn shot glass.
All they do is
collect dust anyhow.
Put that back and let's go.
We're gonna have to make up some
time before lunch, all right?
Hon, would you like me
to help you bag up some of this?
planned the trip,
he decided to stop in Amarillo
so could eat
this 72-ounce steak.
Of course,
his $50 bet with Bill Moore
was the real reason
we were stopping there.
would do anything
to save a buck.
[Horn blares]
[Fanfare plays]
- Isn't that pretty?
- Oh, no.
Wait, Lonnie Earl.
Let me get your picture.
- My Lord.
- One more.
Okay. You ready?
Get closer to the meat.
Whoo!
I'm sorry.
That is the ass end of a rhino.
This is no bigger
than a Papa Burger at A& W.
- Easily handleable, all right?
- [Laughs]
That hunk of meat's bigger
than our cat.
You're gonna be sick is
what's gonna happen.
No. I got a plan.
You just take your time.
Breeze through it.
Eat this other sh*t afterward.
Push it through.
See what I'm sayin'?
Go with the flow.
That kind of deal.
- You're gonna be sick.
- Oh, shut up, Darlene.
Look at all this meat I get,
and I get paid to eat it.
RO Y:
You're gonna be ridin'that porcelain pony.
Are you gonna go?
- First bite. I'm ready.
- There you go.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, could I
have your attention, please?
This is Mr. Lonnie Earl Dodd
from Millsberg,
and he's gonna try to eat
this 72-ounce steak dinner.
Go, Lonnie Earl.
He has one hour
to eat 72 ounces of meat,
salad, shrimp cocktail,
baked potato, and bread.
If you'd like to look
at this steak,
come over and take a look,
but don't ask
too many questions.
He only has an hour
to do this in.
Let's give Lonnie Earl
a little round of encouragement.
[Cheers and applause]
[Swing music plays]
[Music continues]
Okay... he's got 45 seconds.
Everybody give him a hand.
He's gonna make it.
[Cheers and applause]
RO Y:
Lonnie Earl Dodd! Whoo!"Big Texan Steak Ranch 72-ounce
Steak Club achievement award."
CAND Y:
To Lonnie Earl Dodd.
I saw.
That's free
and you get 50 bucks?
Mm-hmm.
So good.
Can I take a bite of yours?
If I can have your cherry.
Sure you can, honey.
There you go.
RO Y:
I can't eatthis whole dang thing.
Of course you can, Roy.
CAND Y:
Well, I'll help you.
I knew you would, baby.
It's not like Lonnie Earl
will help you.
[Laughter]
Lonnie Earl...
[Chuckles]
Lonnie Earl, look at this.
with a gift.
CAND Y:
Come on, Lonnie Earl!
RO Y:
I just want tosee you puke.
CAND Y:
Quit it.RO Y:
Oh, he's fakin'!It's not funny, Lonnie Earl.
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