Waiting For Guffman Page #4

What are you

doing here?

I'm here, you know,

trying out for the big show.

Congratulations.

No, why are you

here really?

I'm... i told my wife

i'd come out for this show.

You know, i thought

i'd give it a shot.

Give it your best shot,

which won't be the first

shot you ever gave.

Hope it doesn't leave corky

numb like most of them.

It's like pulling teeth

to get a discount from him.

Why don't you give some

caramels to the little girl?

Future customers and all.

So

I can be teacher's pet

Long after

school is through

Teacher, teacher,

i love you

Whoa!

High

Ahem. Maybe just...

ahhh. Mmm.

I dream of jeanie

With

the light brown hair

Floating like a vapor

On the soft summer air

Look out!

Camptown races

sing this song

Doo-dah, doo-dah

Camptown racetrack

Oh, doo-dah day

Gwine to run all night

Gwine to run all day

Bet my money

on the bob-tail nag

?

Somebody bet on the bay?

Bay, bay, bay

Way down

upon the swannee ribber

Floating like

A vapor

On the soft summer

Air

Air

That was...

very nice.

Very good.

Very good.

Well, thank you,

dr. Pearl.

Well, thank you very much.

We'll let you know.

Very good.

Thank you.

Thank you.

He can

actually sing.

He's good.

wow.

The albertsons?

Ding-dong.

Oh!

I wonder who knows i'm

vacationing here at the oasis.

Am i late?

You!

Surprised?

How did you find me?

I have my ways.

Would you like to

come in for coffee?

You don't need to answer

There's no need

to speak

I'll be

your belly dancer

Prancer

And i will be

your sheik

I don't need

a harem, honey

When you're

by my side

And you won't

need a camel

No, no

When i take

you for a ride

We'll need some coffee to go

with that ride, won't we?

You're always

full of surprises.

But, say, i wonder,

do we have time

for that coffee?

What time is it?

What time is it? Havert

you been paying attention?

It's

Midnight at the oasis

Thank you.

Oh... good.

That was great.

Really good.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks for coming.

Should we leave the...?

Why don't you

put that back there?

Yeah.

Strike it?

We've done a few shows

for corky before,

so we know all

the terms going in.

Thank you.

Thanks so much.

It was really fun.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Wow.

I'm feeling good

about where we stand now

with our cast.

I think that the elements,

as dr. Watson said to sherlock,

"are coming together, sir."

I'm very excited

about ron and sheila,

the old standbys,

the work horses.

I call them

the lunts of blaine.

Allan pearl. Interesting.

How do these...

where do they come from?

Sure, i'd seen him around.

It would never have occurred

to me to walk up

to the dentist and say,

"are you interested in this?"

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