Waiting... Page #4
Because it bears
a striking resemblance to-
Aha. Brain. Yeah.
Okay. For that you get
two kicks.
- So-
- The third one, I call it the "Bat Wing. "
Okay. What you do is you take
the excess skin from your nuts,
and you take it and you make it flat
like paper, all right?
Now, once again, you take
the time to appreciate this.
You see that it looks all veiny and alive
like a bat wing, all right?
If they look, they get
three kicks, all right?
But you can't forget this,
all right?
You gotta call 'em
a fag, okay?
Very important.
The game loses it's meaning
if you don't humiliate them
for being a f***ing meatcake.
You got that?
I just don't understand
why your mom gives you
so much sh*t anyway.
I don't know, man.
You know.
She's my mom. She wants me
to succeed in life.
Yeah. Whatever the hell that means.
Jesus, I'm just glad
my mom's not like that.
So I called your house
today at 2:
00.You were still asleep,
weren't you?
That's an understatement.
So what did you do last night?
didn't do anything immoraI.
Well, let's see.
I started by getting completely
hammered drunk. It was bad.
Then drove while intoxicated to pick up
this disease-infested prostitute.
Uh-huh.
From there, let's see. Me and the hooker
went back to my place-
The hooker and I.
Excuse me. The hooker and I
went back to my place.
And from there-
God, it was just a blur of intravenous
drug abuse and unprotected sex
while taking
the Lord's name in vain.
Dean, did you know that when Monty was
a child, everyone thought he was retarded?
Dean, doesn't my mom
look old?
I mean, like, much older
than she rightfully should?
So why aren't you and Serena still together?
I liked her.
I don't know.
I guess it got old.
We had a relationship
based on orgasms.
Oh, how charming.
You are being safe,
aren't you?
the idea of you reproducing.
Come on, Mom.
I pull out.
Yes, well, your father
pulled out too,
but we've all seen
the tragic end of that story.
Absolutely not.
That's why I stick to anaI sex.
If only I had been so lucky.
Okay, so that's
the Abraham Lincoln.
But remember, you have to shave it
so it looks like his beard.
Otherwise, it don't count.
Now the last one.
The last one is called "The Goat. "
Okay, it's a bit trickier.
But if you can pull it off,
you are a god among men,
all right?
What you do is you take
your nuts and your dick, right?
And you tuck it underneath.
Pull your pants down,
show it, all right?
With it sticking out the backside.
You got that?
Okay, well, that just about covers
all the different variations that we have.
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