W.C. Fields: 6 Short Films Page #4
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Now, now. | Ooh!
As I was saying before, you've got | to keep the wrists close together.
Never let the wrists...
Keep the wrists close together.
Close together. | Never let the wrists separate.
Keep them close together.
Keep the wrists | close together.
- Where are my glasses? | - They're on your head.
Oh. Yeah. | Right.
- Where's the newspaper? | - You're sitting on it.
Oh.
Land o' goshen. | Another baby.
Up until May, uh-huh.
Say, | that's a funny one.
- Look. | - Fifty pounds, and chop it fine.
"Mrs. Unclebeck... " | What do you mean,
"fifty pounds | and chop it fine"?
- Oh, I thought you were Arthur. | - Who's Arthur?
He's the man | I intend to marry.
Oh, well don't tell me anything | about it. I'm only your father.
I can read it in the newspaper. | What does he do?
- Well, he's the iceman. | - An iceman?
- Yeah, he goes to college. He's a Cornell man. | - Iceman!
- Red Grange was an iceman. | - He's still an iceman, as far as I'm concerned.
Put it down there | and get out.
Okay.
Go. | And stay out.
Now, you're so smart. How are you | going to get it in the icebox?
I'll put it in myself.
Listen, don't ever do | that... that to me!
Oh, God.
Hello, hello, hello.
No, he's not in.
- Oh, hello, Frobisher. | - I've been waiting for ya!
I'll meet you on the first tee. | Hurry up over.
Okay, Charlie. Okay. | I'll be over in a half a tick.
Okay. All right.
Did you put the ice in the icebox? | - Yeah.
- How'd you do it? | - It was easy.
- Where are my golf clubs? | - In your golf bag.
Yeah, but where is the golf... bag?
- You just fell over it. | - Yeah. I see that.
Look at that. | Look at that.
I don't know. Where did that | good old driver go?
Oh, that's enough.
- What's my first appointment this morning? | - Miss Pepitone, at 10:30.
Well, I just have time | for 18 holes.
- Where's my cap? | - You never wear any.
- Oh, yeah. That's right. | - Where's the ice?
- In the icebox! | - There's just a little piece left.
Now I'll have | to get some more.
Keep that iceman out of here. | I'm gonna order a Frigidaire.
- That's mine. | - Oh, yeah.
Well, we can't | look for it all day.
We've been at it | twenty minutes now,
and I got to get back | to the office at half past ten.
- I'm gonna drop another ball. | - Okay, drop another.
If it isn't unfair | to either of you gentlemen,
- I can tell you where the ball is. | - Where?
Under that leaf.
Thanks.
"If it isn't unfair to either of us. " | We've been looking for the ball 20 minutes.
- Fore! | - I'd wait a minute. They're still on the green.
Well, let 'em | get out of the way.
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