Violet Tendencies Page #5

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That's a horrible thing to say.

Do you wanna get married

and have kids?

No.

See?

The gays have totally

warped your mind.

They do refuse to go

to straight bars.

And they are always insulting

my p*ssy.

But no, my friends want

what I want.

Okay.

Okay what?

You're not willing

to be coachable.

I am!

I am coachable.

Then I can help.

God...

I ate so much.

I'm just gonna hit

the ladies' room.

I might be a minute...

or two.

Just pick a number:

10,000 words a day.

I wish...

it's just that... you know

their baby is born

and I've lost the plot

Maybe male mothers

eat their young.

Thanks, that's very helpful.

Baby!

Gays don't breed.

It's what separates us

from the animals.

We should invest in valuable

real estate instead.

Let's do that...

How about that rooftop

at Audrey's reception?

How about...

this valuable real estate, ha?

Right here...

It's looking a bit neglected.

Seriously...

we're not breeders.

We don't have to worry about

the rest of the planet.

Global warming, recycling...

Oh, I would hate to recycle!

So why not write about that?

Because I'm writing

a fantasy, Riley.

Your husband is an idealist.

Doll, I love you...

but I'm not your husband.

It's their word.

It could be our word.

Pear puree?

What's this?

Just research...

okaY---

I've got an idea...

I wanna take you out

tomorrow night for some solid food.

Cheer you up.

I love you.

I love my husband!

I love you

I love my husband!

I love you

Ah... husband

Just found this

at the flea market!

What do you think?

Cute, ha?

You can drape it

you can belt it,

you can crimp it!

You can knock it off in China

for 50 cents a pop.

Precisely.

Make that happen.

Remind me to give this splendor

to Donna when she gets back.

Oh hey!

Drinks tonight?

Markus has writers' group.

I have a dinner date tonight

and I don't plan

on coming home after:

Not another frisky friend?

Why do you say it like that

"another frisky friend"?

What, do you want me

all to yourself? Or what?!?

Wow!

It's about a "day of beauty" coupon

for a silent auction I'm doing

I just gave it to you.

Okay, thanks

I actually wanted to speak with

Darian about another matter'...

I already told you

Darian is with a client.

Hey yo!

Darian, hey!

Am I invisible?

Yeah, to me.

Darian listen, is now a bad time?

Now is good.

Okay, thanks so much

for this coupon

Can we speak in private?

Since when do you care

about private?

Okay.

Well D

I wanna invite you to

a nice dinner or...

something romantic

of your choice.

Um.. why?

Well, you know that story

in the book

with Noah and ...animals and

Wait, wait, wait.. Noah's Ark?

And a bird brought Noah a twig

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