Violet Tendencies Page #4

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I'm like find another womb!

How hard can it be?

Seriously half the world

has one!

Who did they find?

Derek's sister:

I understand

it's someone else's egg

She's just a surrogate but...

Don't you think it can catch

I don't know, incest by osmosis?

That's beautiful.

What a beautiful gift of love

from Derek's sister.

It's not as if Derek

could fall pregnant.

Well, he's been trying

for years.

Markus' new novel, actually,

is about a man who gives birth.

Well it's about how life would

be different if men could give birth.

Well, I'll tell you.

Abortion clinics

on every corner!

Oh, hold on!

Here comes the coat hanger again.

I'm sorry, your balls are

in the way.

That's not funny!

That's not funny at all!

Your color is fantastic.

Who does it?

I was Done by Darian.

Who hasn't been?

Darian...

Yeah

Are you still going to

donate your coupon

for the silent auction

Zeus is doing?

Of course.

I also got couple of things

for you.

Stop by the salon alright?

I will.

How about the hottie

right over there?

YOU are SO mean to me.

Wait, who's that?

Riley says that's my fag stag.

Unicorn

Sweet, thanks!

Cheers!

Drinks on me.

Oh my God.

Salome.

OH MY GOD!

Are you dead?

What happened to you?

You look...Amazing.

Feed me!

Promise me you won't tell anyone

you found me behind a dumpster:

Okay?

Alright.

I am really worried.

When I don't eat,

I get sleepy, okay?

Salome, you're naturally thin.

If I was you, I'd only be eating

And f***ing.

Violet, let me tell you something:

F***ing is overrated.

Guys line up around the block

to f*** me.

It is really tiresome.

There is a guy right here in

this diner that wants to f*** me.

Who?

Black guy, Oscar Giovanni

scarf, biceps.

He's behind you.

He doesn't know that he

should know

that l know he's cruising me,

you know?

Wait.

He's actually cruising you.

Oh my god!

Just play aloof.

Violet!

Stop with the straw.

You lost him.

And you're gonna keep losing them

until you get off your racket.

My racket?

Your racket is what's stopping you.

Well, I don't look like you.

It's not just your looks.

There is someone for everyone.

I believe that.

Thanks.

Let me ask you something.

Where were you earlier?

Out with the boys.

Okay.

Do you know that story

in the news about

the family of peacocks that took

in the orphan elephant?

Oh, yes.

And then the elephant ran around

thinking it was a peacock?

So sweet.

It's not sweet.

It's ridiculous.

Picture it!

Violet, you are not a peacock!

You are an...

Have you ever thought maybe

your gay friends

just don't wanna share you?

No.

They wanna keep you wrapped up

in their own little world

away from men who want women.

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