Verry Terry Page #3

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- Get a real job.

- That's why I got this job, yeah.

I like it when he does that.

That's good. The fist of peace.

Yeah, yeah.

Ain't that nice.

Did you learn that in Wales?

Yeah. When I was pounding

the fat girl.

Oh, Mickey! I'm trying to raise

the tone, you're lowering the tone.

Yeah, well.

- Mickey.

- Yes.

It's a bit of Mickey Rourke trivia,

yeah?

Yeah.

Apparently you don't watch

your films.

Right.

Until four and a half years

after you're made them.

Several.

Now The Wrestler's a very good film

and if you haven't seen it,

let me just explain

what The Wrestler's about.

Basically, right, Mickey plays

Randy the Ram Robinson, all right?

Now Randy the Ram

is a wrestler, OK,

and he does a lot of wrestling

and then he stops for a bit, yeah,

and then he starts wrestling again

and then he gets a bad back...

And a heart attack.

And a heart attack,

and then he starts wrestling again.

It's very, very good.

I like that film a lot.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oscar nominated may I add?

There.

Now apparently, Mickey, you once had

an erection for 9 Weeks.

True.

F*** me. What's your secret?

We didn't talk.

You didn't talk?

No.

Oh you and... She's got a lovely

pair of Bassingers.

I understand. They even look lovelier

if you don't talk to one another.

Oh I bet, I bet.

- Yeah.

- What's her Kim like?

I don't know, I never got there.

F***ing hell.

I proposed it, but I got shot down.

Really, how did you do that?

You just laid it right on the table.

Oh no, I went straight up to her

and said I want to...

And she didn't do it?

No.

Hang about. You're doing it all

wrong then, you know? Right so...

Too forward.

Let's take it from the beginning.

So Kim Bassinger is on set.

She's completely naked, right.

Yeah.

You walked up to her.

No, I went to her when she was

dressed holding a balloon.

Holding a balloon?

Yeah.

Where the f*** was she?

A kid's party?

On the boardwalk.On the boardwalk?

Yeah. On her own?

Yeah. I just walked up and said

"My God, I want to give it to you

all night long, sweetheart".

Yeah?

She said "I don't think so, Mickey."

F***ing hell. Frigid b*tch.

Never mind.

That's why you moved to Wales.

F***ing hell!

Mickey, have you ever made

a girl very angry?

All of them.

You make all of them angry?

All of them.

Why do girls get

so f***ing angry all the time?

Exactly which is why it's time

for Terry's angry birds.

They're birds and they're angry

They're Terry's angry birds.

F***ing hell. That's good.

Let's play Terry's angry birds!

So, who's our first angry bird?

They're birds and they're angry

They're Terry's angry birds.

Lauren Richards. Where are you?

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