Verry Terry

Genre: Talk-Show
23 min


- All right, my son? You look nervous!

- I am. How's it looking? All right?

- Yeah, looks great.

- How's the set? All right?

- Brilliant.

- Yeah, yeah. Audience are in?

- Yeah, they're all in.

- Beautiful. What about the guests?

Guests are there?

- Yeah, yeah. They're all in, Dad.

- Lovely, lovely.

All in. Don't worry.

What about, you know, the guy

that does the announcement?


Oh, f***ing hell.

And now...

live from London Town...

it's Verry Terry!

With tonight's special guests,

Mr Mickey Rourke

and Miss Anthea Turner.

And now, here he is...

Mr Terry Tibbs!

Ah. How are you? How are you?

How are you?

Look at her face. Sort it out,

sort it out.

How you doing? You all right?

How are you?

Terry Tibbs, we'll be working

together. Nice to see you, yeah.

How are you? Nice to meet you.

Terry Tibbs.

Take my card, take my card.

Hi, how are you?

How are you? Terry Tibbs.

Very nice to meet you.

Hi, Terry Tibbs.

Very nice to meet you.

Hi, Terry Tibbs,

very nice to meet you.

Hello. Welcome to Verry Terry.

And I'm very proud to say that I

have my son in the audience tonight.

Lionel, stand up for everyone.

This is my son, Lionel.

Lionel, everyone. Single.

He is single. Very good looking.

Also, I have my dear father

in the audience tonight,

ladies and gentlemen, that's right.

How are you dad? You all right?

Yeah, he's great. He's great.

He's having a good time.

Having a good time.

Now, let me tell you.

Now, we don't just gotoneguest,

oh, no.

We don't just gottwoguests, we...

Well, we got two guests, right,

but what we also got is a live band,

ladies and gentlemen,

He's actually sang at four

out of six of my divorces.

It's unbelievable.

First up, a man who needs no


He's a Hollywood legend and star of

such movies as

9 Weeks, Rumble Fish, Angel Heart,

and, who could forget, his

Oscar-nominated turn in The Boxer.

The Wrestler, Dad, Wrestler.

Oh, f***ing hell.

It's Mickey Rourke!

Mickey Rourke! Mickey Rourke!

Mickey! Mickey!

How are you?

Good. Looking good.


Let's do the thing.

You look good.

It's Mickey f***ing Rourke,

ladies and gentlemen!

Just unbelievable.

It's f***ing unbelievable.

You know they don't...

You can't leave a place

in a f***ing tip!

Sorry about that, Mickey.

It's OK.

Yeah you take a seat, all right.

All right.

F*** me, it's Mickey Rourke.


Did you f*** up the name of my movie?

I have to admit...

It's OK.

Mickey I did, I apologise.

I was getting carried away.

It's OK. We're good.

You see? Forgiveness.

Ain't that right, Mickey?

- We're good. We're all good.

- We're all good, yeah.

Me and Mickey are cool,

that's right, we're cool as...

As what? What are we like?

As a cucumber.

As a cucumber, yeah.

As a cucumber.

Yeah, I've heard about yours.


F***ing hell. Don't you think

Mickey's got a cool name?


It's not my real name.

Is it not?

My real name's Andre.

Andre? Andre Rourke?

Hi, my name's Andre Rourke

and I'm a Hollywood star.

What I wanted to say, Mickey,

you're in London Town,

and why are you in our great city?

Well, I was in a really lovely

city before I got...

I was in Wales.

Oh, Wales? Yeah.

Oh, Wales is lovely,

any Welsh people out here?



Oh, f***ing hell.

Actually, stand up. We'd better

confirm this, Mickey.

Oh, yeah, she's very pretty.

She's got to be from Wales.

Oh, she's definitely Welsh.

Oh, yeah.

Can we invite her over?

- Oh, we could do later. Yeah?

- Yeah, I'm sure she'd love that. Yeah.

Move your little ass over here, baby.

Yeah, look at that.

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