Van Wilder: Freshman Year Page #3
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- 2009
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-Hallelujah!
That's right, sisters.
I want you to feel the Lord inside you.
Because fornication, copulation
and the king of all sins, masturbation,
even at this very moment.
-Amen!
-Amen!
But we've got a secret because
we've got Jesus on our side.
Can I get an amen?
-Amen!
-Amen!
Amen, sisters!
Yes, they're feeling it right now!
They got the power of the Lord
deep down inside them.
-Amen!
-Amen!
Hallelujah, sister, hallelujah.
-Hallelujah!
-Hallelujah!
-I want each of you out there to pray.
-Amen.
Pray that you might be
feeling what they're feeling.
-Amen!
-Amen!
Yes, they're talking to the big guy.
-Amen!
-Amen!
Oh, the sisters are feeling
mighty good right now.
-Amen, sisters!
-Amen!
It's time for some tits and mass.
-Amen!
-Amen!
-Amen!
-Amen!
Amen, sisters!
That's what I'm talking about!
-Amen!
-Amen!
You might as well open up
your pearly gates, dear Lord.
'Cause these sisters are coming!
These sisters are coming!
These sisters are coming!
-Amen!
-Amen!
You know what these are?
You know what these are?
Yes, sir.
And I think experimentation
is healthy for any marriage.
I can't prove it, but I know it was you.
And you can rest assured,
I will get to the bottom of this.
In this case, Chuck,
may I recommend some Vaseline.
You know, nowadays,
the Dean has much more influence
over a student's curriculum.
And I have got something special
in store for you.
Something to build character.
Something to make you a man.
-Left, left, left, left, left, left...
-Left, left, left, left, left, left...
I'm gonna take a stab in the dark
and say
that none of you signed up
for this, either.
Well, if they think
that we came to college
to waste our time playing soldier
to some slack-jawed, pituitary-pumping,
testosterone-tweaking Neanderthal,
then they...
Are 100% correct.
Attention! Straight line! Eyes forward!
I'm Corporal Hayes.
I will be your drill instructor.
It's my job to guide you
through your ROTC physical training,
which is required to graduate
from this institution.
Are there any questions?
Yes, soldier.
Do you, by chance, drill in private?
Well, Mr. Wilder, if you'd like,
I'm sure I can arrange for us to spend
a little one-on-one time together.
This a new experience for you?
Yeah.
I usually go electric.
Helps get those hard-to-reach spots.
Hilarious. I've met guys like you before.
The only person you care about
is yourself.
-Something funny?
-Yeah.
I just can't wait to prove you wrong.
We'll see.
Oh, and by the way, you missed a spot.
Enjoy.
I'm sorry. I ordered mine well-done.
I have better food in sweatshop.
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