Vampires Suck Page #3

But you love your mustache.

- If anything happens to you.

I could not live with myself . Do it! Do it!

You're Ready to go.

Am I dreaming? . - Right, you're dreaming.

So, you're not really here . - Exactly. Back to sleep.

Becca, you're sleep walking.

You're sleep walking!

Just your breathing, is the greatest gift you can give me.

I started to wonder, maybe I wasnt dreaming afterall.

I had to figure out..

Is Edward Sullen a human, or something different entirely.

Oh snap, he left his business card.

[Edward Sullen Vampire Extraordinare

"Once You Go Bat, You Never Go Back!']

Good Morning, Sporks High School

Tickets are now on sale for the prom

And after school today dont forget the blood

drive

generously sponsored by the Sullen family.

Come to the prom! Prom is here!

Here get your flyer for prom

Check it out, we finally got a theme. It's gonna be awesome.

The theme is Vampires... - We just came out with it randomly.

Cool, huh?

It gonna be like the Festival of St. Salvatore like they have in Italy every year,

that celebrate the killing of vampires

They gonna rent out a whole courtyard and

it will be as if we were in the 15th century.

It will be super fun, a lot of red capes, a lot of blood and drinking.

Are you in?

-I dont know. Proms not really my thing.

Well it's my thing! I mean,really Becca what is with you?

Prom is like the pivotal moment in any girl's life and

I have only

been dreaming of being Prom queen

since I was a sperm in my Dad's boxer!

We need to talk.

Your skin is really white, you dress fashionably

and you're obscene from sex. I know what you are!

Say it, outloud. Say it.

"Jonas Brothers ".

- That's right!

Wait, what? No, I'm a vampire. Duh..

It was my next guess

- Then ask yourself

the most obvious question. What do we like to eat?

Vampire cereals?

You need to see what I really look like

This is why we dont show ourselves in the summer

People would know we're different.

-Oh yeah, shining..

-Nah, it's just my body.

You dont get it, I'm a killer!

-Are you texting?

- Yeah, Jennifer!

[OMG-EDWARD IS SO YUMMY!]

[Text to:
Jennifer]

I am one of the most dangerous predators.

I want to eat you.

-That's cool.

Most guys are into that.

My family ... We are not like other vampires.

We can control our thirst. To hunt only animals and the real housewives in Atlanta.

But I dont know if I can control myself around you.

Look...

I, I dont like to play games. So ...

I'm just gonna lay all my cards on the table. I really, like you.

I dig that eurotrash heroin chic look. You're totally happening.

I want to be with you.

- I can read everyone's mind..

but not yours. You'll have to tell me exactly what you thinking.

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