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blissfully die in your arms.

But all that will have to wait.

We just have too

much to show you.

So much, so much.

Now I know you are

not ready for this,

but I know she is very

ready for all of you.

Let me introduce you to our very

own angel, xiomara!

I mean okay.

You guys, I'm turned on

and freaked out

at the same time,

but please tell me we're doing

whatever it is everybody

else here is on.

Oh, baby, I assure you,

we're gonna make this happen.

Do we really wanna do this?

Yes, we are so doing this.

I don't know if it's

Molly or mushrooms

or f***ing pharmaceutical

rhino horn, this is happening.

You, come with me.

- Me?

- Now.

Come, don't come, I don't care.

Hey, go, go!

Oh, I'm going alone.

I mean what else is new.

All right, lead the way,

take me to the lion's den.

Bring me something 100

years old this time.

You are going to be

introduced to the man.

Oh, you mean the drug dealer.

Please, try not

to be so exhausting.

Here's the deal,

you're meeting the man,

show respect,

get respect, got it?

So do I pay you

the money, or...

what did I just say?

You aren't even inside yet,

you're already being

a pain in the ass.

Don't say anything stupid.

- Yup, okay, got it, got it.

- Got it?

Welcome, Jason.

We've been expecting you.

So what are we thinking, Jason?

What are we thinking?

I can tell you what

i was thinking.

I was thinking about

scoring some party favors.

Now I'm not so sure.

Tell me what you

think you know.

Well, honestly,

everyone out there's

partying like it's

the end of the world,

so I assume mghb, dmt, mollies,

and pharmaceutical cocaine

or some combo of all that.

Exactly,

it's nothing like that.

Well what I think

you're looking for

is something they call urge

and it's new and from

what I hear it's very...

...very different.

Could you be more obscure?

Imagine a key that unlocks that

which is most hidden.

Uninhibited by modern anxieties.

Imagine being truly you.

For just one moment.

A perfect creation.

Wow, you can be more obscure.

You are so irreverent.

No wonder the local girls

from town are smitten with you.

Oh, my dear boy, you will find

out that I know quite a lot.

Look, can I get the

stuff from you or not?

Please, Jason,

please don't be so common.

Come now,

you are better than that.

Have you ever

noticed how different

you are from all

your other friends?

Have you ever

noticed how the worst

part of buying drugs

is having to listen

to dealers who think

they're fascinating?

Look man, I'm just here

to have a good time.

A good time.

Now there's a concept.

Listen, it's not that

I'm not enjoying this.

It's that I'm really

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