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is the only thing that matters.

I'm talking about

accomplishment.

Being able to say i

did that or I own that.

Why?

To impress women.

Man's unrequited desire to sleep

with beautiful women is a

linchpin of a thriving society.

Have you put your

linchpin in the droid yet?

You know me.

So you two are... together?

That part's complicated.

You guys get that.

We love you, but Sigmund Freud

on an ounce of coke couldn't

understand you and the droid.

Hey, what are you doing?

Putting my stuff away.

I don't want

anything to wrinkle.

Could you at least

stay in my room?

Please don't start.

You know that's not happening.

- I just thought...

- what did you think?

I work for you.

How would it look if i

were to stay in your room?

It would look a lot

better than if you didn't.

Yeah, for you.

Theresa, they know

I'm crazy about you, okay?

They just don't know

about our arrangement.

Oh my God,

do not say "arrangement."

I'm am not a geisha!

I'm sorry, I have

a very large bed,

I will stay on my side,

you stay on yours.

I will be a very

good boy, I promise.

Please.

Fine.

We will share a bed.

happy?

Yes, I am f***ing ecstatic.

Great.

I'll take care of your stuff.

I'd like you to go up

and get a drink

and try to pretend that

you don't hate everyone.

- Fine.

- Thank you.

- Do not...

- wrinkle anything.

I know.

Wow, a line huh?

Eastman finally got

a civilized club.

Hey, we'd like

two tables please.

Is there a vip hostess

or somebody we can talk to?

No there's not.

"No there's not", okay.

Neil, Neil, Neil!

Is this guy kidding me?

Yeah, good

talking, good talking.

All right, hey brother.

Sorry about my friend, he's a

little rough around the edges.

New money?

Yeah, super new.

All right, look,

there's rules okay?

If you get chosen, you can

have anything you want.

Are they serious?

All right.

Thank you, brother.

You don't call me brother.

Whoa, this place is...

This place is awesome.

We'd like two tables please.

Are you sure you're

ready for all this?

Yes, I believe we are.

Do you have any?

Any what? Any coke?

I can get you so much coke.

What just happened?

Will you have me?

This is crazy,

what is everyone on, ecstasy?

K, special k?

Mdma? Same thing

actually ain't they?

My God you're an old man.

We are going to get into

so much trouble tonight.

I have a feeling that

tonight is going to be epic.

Oh, this is really something!

This is all too much.

Hello, little ones.

Hello.

Yes, it's that kind of show.

We speechless?

Bewildered, overwhelmed?

Oh how I look

forward to falling in

love with you,

staring deeply into your eyes.

I can't wait to

show our secrets.

Our hopes and dreams and then

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