Urbania Page #3
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down on the bar.
For you.
Why? I haven't done anything
to deserve that.
Not yet.
What's your name?
My name, um, Matt.
Matt.
Show me.
- Matt.
- I'm sorry, show you?
Join me a minute in the bathroom
and show me what you have.
No.
I'm sorry, no.
Clearly a woman for whom
"no" was for the right price...
"Yes."
No woman ever wanted
to just use me.
I appreciated that.
So?
Well, it was getting to be
a ridiculous amount of money
for one simple flash.
That's all she wanted
after all.
I went home and pulled
the pud good night.
Jesus.
Anyway, about three months later
I get a certified letter.
I never got
one of those before.
Saying clara and that husband
of hers had gone on a vacation.
She got one of those
airline insurance policies
and named me
as the beneficiary.
Their plane blew up.
That stool
you're sitting on,
is mine.
So believe me,
I hold no objection
to human needs.
Wow.
Wow, now I want to see.
Bye, Matt.
Hey, thanks, guys.
Good night.
Human needs, man.
Yeah, look...
No objections, right?
It's for your help.
Dick.
This guy, he's...
someone you might
remember seeing in here.
What does
he look like?
Well,
he was born
with all the right stuff.
Good looking, huh?
Yeah, but he's fast approaching
the flip side of sexy.
He doesn't
take care of himself.
He's reckless,
for now, though.
Gotcha.
He's got a tattoo.
A big one.
- A snake...
Squeezing.
That's the guy?
Don't worry,
I know about the girl.
Is he hanging
with any guys lately?
No.
Any particular days?
Times?
No. Late.
Okay.
I'll see you later then,
all right?
You sure he's what
you're looking or?
Yeah.
Don't worry,
I got everything under control.
Hey, what do you
want to do?
Do you want to do what,
honey bun?
Come on, little girl.
Hey, it's charlie...
Oh my God!
I was in the neighbor...
Please, oh my God,
she'll catch her death!
It rained on her.
My my my,
look what the cat...
yadda yadda yadda.
- I thought I'd say...
- Hey.
Oh, you're wet.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Come in from the rain.
At last. Hey!
Great.
Yeah.
# He wanted big beehive hair #
# Big beehive hair #
Hey, hey, darling!
Let's get you
out of these things.
Oh, but I do.
I lie awake at night thinking,
"What's become of him?
Is he wet?"
What?
Brett, are you
expecting company?
Oh God!
Yuck!
Hey, charlie, you just
thumbed out a family member.
It's yours.
You preserving it?
Eat me.
Please.
Elderly woman:
No, we don'twant... Oh, dear.
Oh my, Vivian.
Poor little Vivian.
We got to get you dry.
We don't want the little girl
to catch pneumonia.
We've got to get you dry.
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