Up the River Page #5

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Too and too is four. Four and four is eight.

- Sour grapes, kid. Sour grapes.

- Mrs. Reilly...

can Judy and I go in the yard

and take a walk?

- Surely, dear. Go right along.

- Thank you.

Oh, how do you do, Mrs. Massey?

- What a beautiful apple.

- Strange. Such good-looking girls, aren't them?

- Not a homely one among them.

- [All] Thank you, Mrs. Massey.

Years ago, when I started doing

welfare work, it was quite the reverse.

Well, in those days

women wore long skirts.

The only ones that were acquitted...

were the ones smart enough

to cross their legs during the trial.

- What a peculiar psychology. Have an apple, dear.

- Oh, thank you, Mrs. Massey.

- And I have a magazine for you, my dear.

- Thank you, Mrs. Massey.

And here's the latest style

magazine for you.

Girls, isn't this jolly?

Dewey's won the Battle of Manila.

- I oughta-

- Why don't you leave me alone?

I haven't done anything to you.

- What a jam!

- [Laughs]

[Steve]

Let 'im alone!

- What do you mean let him alone?

- I said let him alone. Scram, kid.

What are you gonna do?

Make a favorite of that punk around here?

- Keep your hands off him.

- Say, who are you to tell me

to keep my hands off anybody?

What's the matter, Steve?

What's all the trouble?

Pop and I found this big lug,

and he give me an argument.

He thinks everybody's scared of him.

- Sure, everybody's scared of me.

- Everybody's scared, are they?

[Groans]

You don't wanna bother with them guys.

It's a waste of breath.

I know, but look out for your arm.

Look out for your arm.

- Hey, the "ame-day" is waitin' at the "ate-gay."

- [Together] Thanks.

Don't mention it.

Hey, Steve.

I wouldn't go down there.

Keep away from that girl. Gettin' pretty near

your parole. I wouldn't take any chances.

Yeah, listen, kid.

He's right about that.

You do what Pop says,

and you'll never go wrong.

- I'll go.

- Hey-

Hey, some guy hit a great big lug

out there right on the button.

Hey, buddy, I'm sorry.

I butted into something.

I didn't know. She don't want to see me.

She wants to see you.

- Me?

- Yeah.

I didn't know that you two

were fond of each other.

Well, gee, I don't know

how fond she is of me...

but I think she's a fine girl.

- Well, ain't you never said anything to her?

- No, I haven't had a chance.

You know what the rules are. Oh, we waved

a couple of times from the window.

Well, you come on over.

I'd like to have you meet her.

Yeah, but listen,

if she's caught talkin' to me-

Don't let that worry you.

I'll take care of all that.

Hey, lug. Come here.

No, he means you.

Say, who do you think you are,

ordering me around? What do you want?

?Judy's got a boyfriend

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