Up in Smoke Page #3

Hey, your mama.

- Sir, what is your name?

- What?

What's your name?

Isn't it on there on the license, man?

Yeah, that's it. Pedro De Pacas, man.

That's my name.

- Just wait here a minute, huh?

- Okay.

Hey, hurry back.

I miss you already, darling.

Come on, man.

I gotta get rid of this dope, man.

- Don't act a fool.

- Oh, okay.

- We're gonna get busted.

- I'll be cool.

I'm blind. Oh, sh*t, I'm blind!

Hey, blind, man.

I can see clearly now, the rain...

Hey, how long does this sh*t last, man?

- And what is your name, sir?

- You scared me, man.

What? I told you my name, man.

Sir, what's your name?

Hey there. Hey, what's your name, man?

The dude wants to know your name, man.

His name is Ralph, man.

I was sitting in the coffee shop

just minding my own affairs

When all of a sudden this policeman

caught me unawares

He said, "Is your name Pedro?"

I says, "Yeah, I guess so"

He said, "Then come with me

"'cause you're the man

we've been looking for"

I said, "Hey, man, I've been framed

"Hey, no, really, man, I was framed"

I never do nothing wrong, man

But every time I get the blame

I been framed

They put me in the line-up

And let the bright lights shine

There was ten poor dudes like me

Standing in that line

I knew I was a victim

of somebody's evil plan

When this scroungy-looking dude

came up and said

"Yeah, that's him, man"

"Hey, wait a minute, man

I've been framed, man

"Oh, listen to me, judge

I was framed"

I never do nothing wrong

Oh, but every time, I get the blame

Hey, I've been framed

Parole.

Then the prosecuting attorney

started prosecuting on me

You boys are in a lot of trouble.

That dude gave me

the first, second, and third degree

He said, "Where were you

on the night of July 29?"

I said, "Man, I was home in bed"

He said, "Judge, that man's lying"

Hey, excuse me, I need a drink of water.

I said, "Wait a minute, man

I was framed, man

"Hey, just listen to me, man, really

"Gotta believe me

I've been framed, man"

I never do nothing wrong

Hey, thanks, Pedro.

Oh, but every time I get the blame

Oh, I was framed

F***ing vodka, man.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, hey, I'm down here.

Wow, I didn't see you, man.

Hey, listen, you can sleep

in that bedroom right there, man.

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, it's cool there.

- Check you in the morning.

- Hey, listen, where's the bathroom?

Oh, it's right there. See that door there?

- See you tomorrow, all right?

- Yeah, we got rehearsal.

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay.

Hey, listen, man, if you hear some noise

in the bedroom,

you know, moaning and groaning,

don't pay any attention to it,

it's just me and my old lady.

Next tune you hear

will be Dueling Bedsprings.

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